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Smudge muffin

A term used to describe someone who loves eating vagina!
Hey did you hear? That Tommy is a total smudge muffin!
by Hom2436 January 24, 2018
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Fur muffins

These are small cats who are cute.
The little fur muffins got on the bed to keep daddy warm!
by I, Wreckerrr June 14, 2021
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Muffin-caked

When a mechanic or repair person invents a ridiculous error or problem with your vehicle, appliance or device during inspection, which requires you to pay for fictitious repair.
“Sorry ma’am, it looks like your muffin-cake has blown a gasket. We’ll fix it right away! “The mechanic said, winking to his assistant after a customer was successfully muffin-caked.
by TrishaE September 27, 2019
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Chiseled Muffin

A burley; yet, well defined vagina.
Damn, you have one great looking Chiseled Muffin.

A vagina like that of Kelly Ripa.
by The Chiseler September 29, 2010
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free muffin it

The act of a woman not wearing underwear. (female version of freeballing)
"all of my underwear are dirty so I'm free muffin it"

"Wow! This is the third night this week that lindsay lohan has been snapped by photographers while she was free muffin it"
by kickgirl91 May 15, 2013
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making muffins

When a cat "kneads" their paws on something, such as a blanket or your lap.
Aww Fluffy's so cute! She's making muffins on my pillow!
by peachpeach March 26, 2009
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Muffin Mopping

Without penetration, a male rubs his member on and around a woman's moist vagina.
Schorbahn: Hey Digs, did you get it in last night?

Digs: No bro, but I was muffin mopping the daylight outta her.
by ryandigneygetsdown October 26, 2012
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