Muddy Muskie

When you have anal sex, and take out your penis, with shit on your dick, flop your dick around like a muskie out of water, and shit goes all over the girl.

Man, I sure gave that drunk chick one hell of a muddy muskie last night.

by the cock monster March 23, 2009

mudda fugga

Way of saying mother fucker, also spelled mudda fukka.

Ima put a cap in yo ass mudda fugga!

by Grange September 7, 2005

mudd helmet

The small amount of fecal matter left on the tip of your penis after anal sex, resembling a small mudd helmet

Dude, I fuckin love anal, but maaan, i hate removing the mudd helmet!!

by mechy20 July 12, 2006

muddshark

non black bitch that only loves black cock

Kim Kardashian is a muddshark cause she only likes mid thigh black cock

by vince61 July 6, 2010

muddy windows

A process more "intimate" than the glass bottom boat. It involves releasing ones bodily waste through the anus on to the eye glasses of a loving admirer.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night.

While Melissa was hitting the bong, I squatted quietly over Cory and gave him a close up of my Mexican dinner from last night. He loves it when I give him muddy windows. I'm Lee.

by Box May 6, 2004

muddy stick

the act of having anal sex with your girlfriend and having her shit on your cock

i gave it to lynette in the ass and she gave me a muddy stick

by johny T. cuddler December 11, 2004

muddy fingers

The term used to describe the act someone who works in a Lab testing peoples Faeces would engage in. Some more modern labs use little spades to transfer specimens, but this term is for the old fashion and hard core Labs.

" Hey lads i got me job back at the lab, so i guess I'll be getting muddy fingers again"

by Jebusmoore November 4, 2007