mascarification

When it comes to mascara, bigger is best.

“I can still see,” Abra.K.Dabra complained, their eyes atwinkle. “Pass me over the Vegan Volume—stepping out to Club Bahia tonight. I need mascarification – I’d rather be a blind girl, as Etta James had it."
"That was a century ago, said Fifi. "Nude eyes are the thing now."

“I saw Beatrice at Turandot but I didn’t recognize her,” said Extra Ernie. “It looked like two tarantulas had landed on a marshmallow. Then I knew her from her knobby knees and flat chest and remembered how deep she was into mascarification.”

by Hifalutin! March 8, 2022

Mascara

Paint worn to blend into an environment in addition to camouflage clothing.

How's my mascara Hathcock?

by Some loser September 14, 2005

Mofcake

Retards who dont noe what the word mof means and decides to use it as their clan name

The stupid Mofcake that decided to use it as their clan name was a freaken MOF.

by THE MASTER OF CAKE October 20, 2003

Massachusetts Mascara

When the male ganitalsis shoved fiercly into the female eye socket causing undeniable pleasure. Once injected the man lets seamon loose into the eyelid.

man 1:Ay yo nigga i be givin my bitch a massachusetts mascara and dat bitch be blind and runnin into things ALL day!

man2: DAM Cuddii u be lucky as HELL

man 1:NIGGA I KNOW!!!!!!!!!

by MIKE JONES THA FOURTH June 5, 2011

Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels

Hillbillies from Menominee, Wisconsin that, due to a miscarriage, are severly deformed and like to eat Northern Pike.

The Menominee Miscarriage Mongrels proceeded to eat all the pike in the pond in under 15 seconds.

by Jamison February 16, 2005

Mocabee

a young lonely red head man, from a small town where everyone waves to each other but not to this kid. He has his hobbies of going to the movies, hanging with Mexicans, and doing research on the average white mans penis. A MOCABEE is attracted to the scent of a girl he can never get, and little Asians. his beliefs are DEFINITELY HOES BEFORE BRO'S, but the woman cant deny that they love his fire crotch.

BRADY: hey man did you hear we have a new mocabee at school.

DAN SMITH: yea, i could see his red head from a mile away.

by CHANCE FORNSHELL March 15, 2009

miscarriage

A download that loses it's connection when either your browser or the server doesn't support download resuming.

Dave: I had a fucking miscarriage when my 2gig game iso was at 94%!!
Steve: Were you using internet explorer?
Dave: No, I use firefox. It was the stupid server.

by George McBob September 14, 2009