moofasa

only the greatest beast ever created by Disney. He schooled Scar but was attacked by a heard of wilderbeast and then fell off a cliff. His glory lived on in his son, Simba, who in turn got revenge and killed Scar.

One day Moofasa was walking in the safari when suddenly his evil brother Scar pounced on him and bit his neck.

Damn, dat Moofasa be banging!

by nala africaan December 9, 2008

Moof

An expulsion of wind from the urethra; a penis fart.

I don't smell anything, was that a moof?

by UrbanTwisticle September 13, 2011

moof

1. An asparagus smothered in butter
2. A derogatory term (kind of like the words: stupid, idiot, retard, etc.)

Often, both definitions of moof are used at the same time to confuse the person you are talking to and thus establishing that they are, in fact, an idiot.

Jack: "Dude, I totally just walked into a door!" *rubs head*
Jill: *sigh* "You're such a moof."
Jack: "What's a moof?"
Jill: "An asparagus smothered in butter..."
Jack: *confused*
Jill: "Exactly. You're a moof."

by AboveThePain February 9, 2009

Moof

It's when it starts to rain milk, and then cows come out of the sky. Usually during winter this occurs, but can rarely occur other times.

Madi: James, it's moofing outside!
James: I KNOW!!! CRAZYYYY!!! First time in my years I've seen it!

by cpubot561 December 13, 2016

moof

When you are completey exhausted and Moof is the only humanly audible thing you can blurt out of your mouth

moooooof!

by FoF September 16, 2003

moofies

calling dibs on a fine female, similar to calling shotgun for the front seat of a car

That girl is cute moofies

by John Francisco May 11, 2007

Moof

To show disappointment in someone. Usually accompanied by a shake of head, and eating of soup.

"Moof moof moof."

by Moof March 30, 2004