molestache

a Mustache Child Molesters Always Seem To have

"That Creepy Weird Guy Had A Molestache!"

by trillrichmain May 29, 2013

Moustache Runway

The sometimes unfortunate, sometimes patchy, beard that is grown while a moustache is allowed to gain substance before it can stand alone.

Jill: Ben's moustache looks great.
Anne: It does but that three week moustache runway ... Yikes.
Jill: Gross- it was missing hair places and looked like he was in a bad accident or something.

by blondestache May 22, 2015

moustache

buffalo pubic hair pasted on face

moustache warden(vit M block)

by stinking balls of india(sbi) September 25, 2015

Moustachelessness

-The absence of a moustache.
-The act of not having a moustache.

"Yo cuz, his moustachelessness is dope"

by CheeseGrater2001 June 16, 2016

Molestache

Molestache:noun

A word to describe any person or faggots mustache that looks exactly like peach fuz glued to your face in the hopes of attracting a 7 year old victim....or looking like a complete gay retard

Timmy did you see the that one teacher's molestache...I think he was hunting for prey last night

by Chromy crusher May 15, 2018

moustache salt

The salt like residue left behind on your moustache as a result of performing cunnilingus on a female with a smelly, salty and probably very acidic genital area.

Hey bro did you hear Zak got terrible moustache salt after eating out his new girlfriend?!

by FunkInUrBunt July 14, 2018

Molestache

A mustache that transforms a regular person into looking like a creepy molestor. Can and should be used as red flag by the onlooker.

He needs to shave his molestache, it reminds me of my childhood priest.

by Misty Delancey September 25, 2020