Ever notice how handjobs often leave out the tip and blowjobs can get a little too soft?
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
The Hannah montana is when she puts the tip on her tongue and jerks you off till the sweet release. Truly the best of both worlds
Junn:' Hey Dann and James, I saw Lena again from highschool yesterday, you know the girl we always had steve noppen for?'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
James: 'Yea, bruh, she got the sweet tits. I bet she fucks like a champ but her bj's are pretty sloppy?'
Dann: ' Seconded.'
Junn: ' Nah, bruh, she gave me The Hannah Montana after I bought her a subimba'ke dame blanche. Totally worth.'
James: ' Did she really put your tip on her tongue and jerk you off?'
Junn: 'Does the pope shit in the woods?'
Dann: 'Truly the best of both worlds.'
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2. A vagina that is loose and has been beat up like Grace Jones; lips are brown to brownish purple and resemble premium cuts of roast beef from a locally owned deli; sometime accompanied by Horsey Sauce.
2. A vagina that is loose and has been beat up like Grace Jones; lips are brown to brownish purple and resemble premium cuts of roast beef from a locally owned deli; sometime accompanied by Horsey Sauce.
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miley cyrus plays hannah montanna she wears a wig and acts likke someone else and epically FAILS hehe
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Hannah Montana is less interesting than Montana. This will change when she grows up and begins making lude videos with the Olsen Twins.
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Get the Hannah Montana mug.A major agriculture and biotech firm, best known for developing transgenic crop seeds.
Monsanto is used as a catch-all villain in many natural heath/organic food/manarchist groups that is blamed for every evil thing ever done in the history of the world. This is due to a lack of good science education, and a lot of misinformation about GMO crops, Monsanto's business practices, and agribusiness in general.
Syngenta, Cargill, and Dow Chemical also develop GMO seed varieties, pesticides, and Dow Chemical manufactured napalm, but do not receive the same amount of mob ire as Monsanto.
Tl;dr Monsanto is a large corporation no better or worse than any other giant corporation, Whole Foods does unethical shit too, stop yelling and take a nap.
Monsanto is used as a catch-all villain in many natural heath/organic food/manarchist groups that is blamed for every evil thing ever done in the history of the world. This is due to a lack of good science education, and a lot of misinformation about GMO crops, Monsanto's business practices, and agribusiness in general.
Syngenta, Cargill, and Dow Chemical also develop GMO seed varieties, pesticides, and Dow Chemical manufactured napalm, but do not receive the same amount of mob ire as Monsanto.
Tl;dr Monsanto is a large corporation no better or worse than any other giant corporation, Whole Foods does unethical shit too, stop yelling and take a nap.
The Food Babe blamed Monsanto for making her sick. Turns out she didn't get a flu shot and got the flu.
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Joshua's face lit up when Chris greeted him with an unexpected but not unwelcome Montana Howdoyoudo.
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