cock mongrel

One who loves the cock, and will go to great lengths to get it.

That Elton John, he's a real cock mongrel.

by Jordan Adler June 1, 2003

shit mongering

coined by the famous Laura of mewing.net, shit mongering is a term used for all the fake patriotism that popped up after 9-11, using American gullibility to sweep up a surge of selective blindedness so that the population didn't realise it was a sham made by the president, and decided it was okay for him to go blow up Iraq because it was in the interest of pure patriotism.

The president decided that the Jackson family would not be terminated or killed in a "plane crash" Wellstone style because they supported his sham by hanging up their eagle adorned flag and sending their children off to die murderers for no reason but greed.

by discolemonade July 12, 2004

Mongrel Men

Noun: The term mongrel men is derived from the latin word {Mongrelius Donkulous} meaning posses much penis. The definition used by americans refers to a select group of people bred only by being hatched through eggs. Through a rigorous and brutal process and Mongrel Men status can be achieved, but you have to be born with the talent.
Mongrel love dark, dank, and dirty environments they feed on gruel and live in thier own seminal fluid/ fecalmatter.

"Hey did you see that movie about the people hatched from eggs, i think its called{Mongrel Men}

by MOngrelian Monsta Mike May 5, 2005

gooch monger

someone who is a gooch whore. One who opens their gooch (A.K.A. grundle) to anyone.
This means this person will show his gooch to anyone

Johnny has been such a gooch monger lately.

by Squeeeeek March 16, 2009

Mongered

to believe you have won at poker and start celebrating, and then find out you have squat

Alan said "I have a straight, I've won" and then has it pointed out to him that he didn't infact have anything, he has infact been Mongered

by rafe May 2, 2013

couch monger

A person who refrains from leaving the couch at a party due to extreme inebriation and/or social awkwardness.

Friend #1: Wow, he is trashed.

Friend #2: Yeah, he's quite the couch monger.

by Noraa May 27, 2007

doodoo mongler

A mongler from the doodoo empire, typically a self-rightous predecessor of the "doodoo mongoloid".
Note: Typically used in gaming as a synonym to the word "turd mongler"

Guy 1: Bro, Einsight is a doodoo mongler
Guy 2: naw brother, here we call him a doodoo mongoloidous

by Brother Darkest March 13, 2019