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Michealla

Your best friend
Trust her with your life
She wont let you down
Easily upset
And very emotional
Will take risks
Writes AMAZING poetry
Very pretty
"Whos that girl?"
"Thats my best friend, Michealla."
"Who do you like?"
"She knows."
-First girl runs to ask-
Michealla:"I dont betray my friends"
by YourBFFinLV May 5, 2011
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michelob

A beer by Anheuser-Busch (the company that also makes Budweiser). There's Michelob Ultra, Light, etc., because Michelob is a family of beers. Good down the throat too bad it can't stay for long.
go get me another pack of the Michelob
by rohan f August 26, 2008
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Mitchell

Rough, loving, reserved, intelligent, stubborn, bull headed, loyal, funny, a bit power hungry, the most beautiful brown eyes ever seen. Due to his complex nature, one can never be sure of a Mitchell's motives. He is a computer geek, as well as a science fiction fan, but he enjoys other more interactive hobbies as well. Do not cross a Mitchell or they will fight tooth and claw.

Very tough exterior that only gets tougher the closer you try to get to him. He is very logical, though unfortunately shallow minded when it comes to accepting new ideas. He holds himself to very strict standards and will hold you to the same. This may be due to his little known family and church life. Sees many things as weakness. However, occasionally a hint of human emotion will slip through his cleverly positioned defenses and reveal him to be much deeper than he seems. In fact, he often asks himself too many deep questions that bother him enough to keep him up.
A Mitchell breaks hearts regularly by treating those who care the most about him as if they are dirt. Mitchells rarely apologize. Therefore, the more you love a Mitchell, the more you will hurt. A Mitchell will have to learn this about himself before it's too late, or he will continue to hurt people, including those he may love in return.
Once you meet a Mitchell, you will never forget him, no matter how much you try.
(A Mitchell is spotted sitting alone in the corner of the room. A person comes up to them.)

Person: Who are you?
Mitchell: Who are you?
P: Michelle.
Mitchell: Are you really Michelle? How do you KNOW?

P: Haha, you're good...
Mitchell: You still haven't answered my question.
P: Oh...
Mitchell: Well?
P: I don't know...
Mitchell: Okay then, come back when you can think for longer than ten seconds.
by SudoAntiStooge39 September 3, 2012
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Mitchell's Law

Mitchell's Law states that with each new person involved in a conversation, the probability of blaming a politician or political group who had nothing to do with original subject will become more likely to occur.
Person 1: I like pizza
Person 2: Its better with crust
Person 3: NOT WITH OBAMA IN OFFICE!!!/?
Person 1: Woo! Three entries to attain Mitchell's Law!!
by Dopaz August 13, 2010
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Aj Mitchell

how I’d love to play beer pong with aj mitchell
by honorb December 30, 2018
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Phil Mitchelling

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"
I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night
by Billyamilton March 3, 2019
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Motel Matches

Motel matches used to be matchbooks with the motel's name on the cover. If you met a girl or a guy in a bar or wherever and saw them use motel matches to light their cigarettes or someone else's, then it would be possible to assume that this person was a frequent "visitor" to that particular motel...or some kind of sex worker.
Elvis Costello had a song on his "Get Happy!!" album in the 1980's with that same title "Motel Matches".

There's a chorus in the song that goes:

"Boys everywhere, fumbling with the catches
I struck lucky with motel matches
Falling for you without a second look
Falling out of your open pocketbook
Giving you away like motel matches"

Implying that he's falling in love with a Hooker
Yeah I thought she was the one. But nope... She was all just motel matches.

I passed on hittin' that.
by shobuz99 July 25, 2019
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