misery poker

A game played between people that have ridiculous amounts of work. It is played by calling, raising and betting assignments. It is often played by college students.

It's unbelievable, but I just lost misery poker to Christina. I had a term paper, a test in art history, and a lab but she raised me a history paper.

by Leah Beah March 29, 2009

twisted mister

A flacid penis, moments after masturbation

As I exited the bathroom stall I could tell the other occupants knew what I had been doing in there by the way they stared at my now twisted mister.

by Ramon from Espana August 30, 2007

ur sister a mister

even worse than ur granny a tranny. If someone says this, the world literally stops and everyone dies.

Zucc: ur mom gay
Steven: ur daddy lesbian
Zucc: ur granny tranny
Steven: *only slightly offended* ur sister a mister
Zucc *literally fucking dies along with everyone else except for Steven*

by shsshellysdick May 10, 2018

misterectomy

When she finally divorces the bloke. A particularly difficult divorce from a very entangled relationship. A clean surgical break from a male spouse or partner from which the prognosis for recovery is improved functioning.

Judith finally underwent that desperately needed misterectomy. Too bad her HMO won't cover it.

by paradigmtourist May 28, 2006

Mister Natural

Slang term in the drug world meaning LSD

Dude, my dad was one of the butt naked hippies at Woodstock that were high on mister natural!

by Héctor Andrés Mayoral May 5, 2008

misterbugsgf

funniest, sweetest and overall the best mutual someone could ask for. they’re really sweet and deserve the world 🙏 her edits are to DIE for wicked

p1: hey, have you seen @misterbugsgf edits/content?
p2: not yet, should I check them out?
p1: yes! they’re insanely talented.

by ihartlb October 21, 2021

guitar.com "miscers"

A bunch of buttfuckin COLLEGE hippies.

Bunch of sick fuckin assholes who need their fuckin heads splattered.

by die you faggots February 15, 2005