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Millennials

Pretty much the most spoiled generation in american history. Thinks that the rest of the world is going to by in on their progressive and socialistic viewpoint. Not really their fault since they haven't known hard political times yet, and have been brainwashed by the liberal left media.
Boomer: We've gotta vote for Rubio this election! He'll save America.

Millennials: I'm offended , why do we "have" to vote for him? Are you forcing me? I'm a democrat...
Boomer: ...your naivety is amusing, and frightening.
by Ceaser98 February 2, 2016
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millennial pause

a moment when a person recording a video takes a second in the beginning before actually doing what they wanted
— did you see that? he looked dumb in the beginning waiting for his phone to start recording.

— yeah, he’s so old. Such a millennial pause lol.
by woofby January 19, 2023
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Millennium Falcon Syndrome

Being in a car while heavily intoxicated and feeling like you are moving at "hyper speed".
P1: "Dude are we in the millennium falcon?"
P2: "No you are just experiencing Millennium Falcon Syndrome.
by Mr. Callipygian September 23, 2011
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Millenni

Millenni is quiet yet very intelligent and opinionated, she will tell you the truth even though you might not like it, but in her heart she wants you to be better. If you win the heart of a Millenni you will have a friend for life. Millenni's are unique , self motivated, funny, but not too social.
Millenni is braver than she appears.
by El Nene GQ June 21, 2017
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Millennial hooha

False reasoning made up by and widely believed by Millennials through rapid pace social self-confirmation with other Millennials despite not having any scientific basis.
Cole's Instagram post: The alignment of the sun and moon made me really sleepy. Any one else!?!? #sleepyeclipse (1,278 likes)

Science: 1,278 people liking your post doesn't make it a truth. That's just Millennial Hooha.
by Jage928 August 22, 2017
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millennial relationship

Two straight people who are too afraid of commitment to define their relationship status. I.e. basically an open relationship without the commitment. Essentially, you're both in default until something better comes alone.
A millennial relationship is when somebody watches your dog when you're on vacation and while on vacation you go on dates with someone else.
by Roxy8255 November 23, 2017
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Millennium adult

A person who was born in the new millennium (Year 2000 or after) who is legally an adult (18+ in most countries).
Mother to Blake: Oh my baby happy birthday! Look I made you think 17 candle cake!

Blake to Mother: Ummm mom, I’m not 17. I am 18 actually.

Mother to Blake: What? No you’re 17. (Mom starts to stress)

Blake to Mother: Mom I’m 18, I’m an adult. Remember when you called me a millennium baby?

Mother: Yes, I remembered.

Blake: Well since I was born in 2000, I’m a millennium adult because I’m an adult whose born in the new millennium! I’m an 18 year old now mom!

(Mom passes out)

Blake: Mom?
by Biologist2001 January 20, 2018
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