Mike

Hawk

A sussy baka: mike hawk
Imposter: *kills mike hawk*
Sussy baka: *dies*

by Imasussybaka August 1, 2021

Mike

The biggest pussy the world has ever seen, Cry's about everything.

Yo whos that guy working over there?

Oh thats just mike he’s a Pussy

by Appleeater21 September 9, 2021

Mike

A Person that most likely has the addiction to foxes or wovles... You have an Un-common name, your kind of stupid but seriously what else would you think? Your Cool? Oh yeah theres a reason why people used to stare at you *stares*...

That person should be called a Mike... He acts like one too

by LolJerkyBeef September 12, 2021

Mike

A sexy man child, who always gives good candy to children.

Idfk mike is hot

by Mansexychild September 15, 2021

Mike

The male equivalent to a Karen, usually a dirty cop.

Did you see that cop complaining that a citizen was recording him, what a fucking mike.

by Apex Rex November 14, 2021

mike

the stuffed animal u had when u where 7 T-T

mike is taking a nap mom!

by hi bestie October 18, 2021

Mike

A Cancer fat Guy that drinks al your rivella and has probably kissed your girlfriend

That dude drunk water from my showerhead, what a mike

by RubenForPresidenr November 21, 2021