Mike

A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike

“ Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “

by Rebecca June 10, 2018

Mike

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

by Savagesteve December 23, 2016

Mike

A sick, bald headed, pedophiliac dog fucker; like to flirt with every girl he comes in contact with; just an all around sick fuck

Guy#1: You see that guy over there? I heard he likes kids and dogs.

Guy#2: Yeah that shmucks a total mike!

by LilVertoDShawn August 07, 2018

Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 20, 2019

Mike.

Mike is a person who sometimes is chill but other times no body fucking likes him and he is a fat sun of a bitch and his dick is very small and he gets a few girls but they are fat aswell and usually still look better than him but otherwise he is smart and is caring and will have the drive one day to be successful and gay

Mike. is cool and all but he is a fat bitch sometimes

by cookid101 December 01, 2018

Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 February 06, 2018

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 13, 2015