Mike

GAY!

That guy was hitting on me, I think he's a mike...

by Savagesteve January 4, 2017

Mike

A loving hardworking guy who is overprotective of his Wife or anybody he loves do not mess with Mike, Mike is also a player be careful with a mike

“ Don’t even think of going near mikes wife “

by Rebecca June 15, 2018

Mike

Thick mike

Danggggg he too thick might as well be called thick mike

by LaNiyataylor June 19, 2019

Mike

The smartest boy you'll ever know and he is not sexy and do not listen to any definitions on the top. He does well in school and is in gifted. If you want your child to do well in school, name him mike

he is a mike!! he is so smart!

by the really cool kid May 1, 2018

Mike

Cheating douch bag that picks slutty slobby snails

OMG don't pull a Mike!!!!!

by applelover24011 May 4, 2018

Mike

An grotesquely inbred homophobic mathematician bent on complete internet domination.

"That guy Mike, he's such a fucker.

by kagdurban May 14, 2015

Mike

Your daddy

Mike is very thicccc

by NickIsBeast223 January 26, 2020