Midgey Mullet

Term which refers to any mullet worn by a midget and/or dwarf.

Jimmy Kimmel had his ass kicked by a group of little people sporting midgey mullets.

by Rob L. July 25, 2004

midget anteater

a small penis that is not circumsized!

My friend jeremy nielsen has got a midget anteater!

by jeffro7946 March 31, 2009

midget fondler

To handle, caress lovingly, or stroke a midget.

Midget fondler is when a white man gentley strokes a black midget.

by doctor knockerssss March 29, 2009

Midgical

Having, possessing or experiencing the powers of magic along with all things midget. Normally associated with positive experiences and good fortune; perhaps a carry over from their leprechaun ancestry.

Hello Andria, may you have a midgical day.

Trexler is busting out the most midgical dance moves.

by CAMC79 April 12, 2009

Midget-On-Steroids

1. A kid whose friends are taller than him who happens to be more muscular than them.
2. A short dude who lifts weights.
3. A muscular midget
4. A midget who is actually pumping steroids into his system.
5. A term of endearment to the short-muscular guy in your group of friends (in the non-gay were totally cool kind of way)

Wassup Midget-On-Steroids?
Hey midget on steroids, man do you like eat steroids for breakfast?!?

by Valher November 2, 2009

midget marmosettery

High-level mischief; unscupulous behaviour; an attempt to shirk responsibility or engage in shifty dealings; banditry of a high degree; or silverback-gorillery of a lesser degree; similar to jiggery-pokery but possibly of a more comical and less offensive nature.

"Far out Lim, check out this there is some complete miget marmosettery going on here."

"Hey Mers, I went in there and told them straight, we didn't want to see any more midget marmosettery from them anymore."

by The word bandit January 14, 2010

midget army

The Midget Army is a group of small people that form together to take on anything that intimidates them. They are cool people once you get to know them, but don't go too far with the small jokes.

Nathan- Ha! You guys look like you are in kindergarten!

Kaleb- Midget Army ASSEMBLE!!!

Emmalee and Zach report for duty, making sure that Nathan shuts his trap for a while.

by A Member Of The Midget Army December 27, 2013