Broad term used to describe something that is undersized for it's needed use. Usually used to describe another object...drunken midget bathtub, drunken midget shower stall, drunken midget closet.
by Casey Mayfield March 3, 2007
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She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
She was small and a slut so her friends called her a fuck midget.
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1. A disgruntled dwarf from the coldest reigon of Russia, who makes his/her living by performing in circuses.
2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day
3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"
4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
2. A "little-person" who is enebriated anywhere from 12-23 hours of the day
3. An all-purpose word for use in the game "madlibs"
4. The result of a person much like yourself looking into a mirror
by Uncle Garfunkle May 4, 2007
Get the Siberian Circus Midget mug.Otherwise known as Subordial Dwarfism, a big midget is a person who carries the traits and facial features of a little person, yet seems to have grown to an almost normal height. They are characterised by teabag shaped stains on their cheeks and streaks of white through hair that seems to have been cut back in the 80s.
These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.
Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.
The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.
Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.
These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
These creatures are solitary loners who will seek attention through acting out and aggressive behavior, however this is never a true representation of its feelings, it will always feel like a small child and will often require others to fight their battles.
Their attention seeking can lead to several marriages and affairs, often with their peers or colleagues. This can spark their children to be slightly crazy and even more attention seeking in an attempt to be the center of their parents universe.
The Big Midget is also the name of a WoW character which many people use as an excuse when in an arguement with a "Big Midget". Big Midgets will employ tactics such as sending people out of their sight or sending them on to higher authority. As children these would be the class snitches, and as adults they are likely to move into jobs where they can have authority and support, but includes no chance of danger, such as a teacher or mailman.
Often these tortured souls are neglected and are forced to wander the Earth alone with no-one to comfort them but themselves. They will listen to classical music and will always attempt to sing at a karaoke, that usually leads to a mass suicide as people take their lives to escape the voice.
These creatures are fascinated by why they are the way they are and will pursue subjects such as biology so as to discover more about themselves. As of yet nobody has discovered the reasons why Big Midgets are the way they are or how to cure them from it.
1.) "Hey Big Midget!"
2.) "He is a Big Midget"
3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
2.) "He is a Big Midget"
3.) "Big Migitism is a severe disease that must be watched carefully."
by All Black Anselmian August 24, 2009
Get the Big Midget mug.military slang for someone who is "short" on a tour of duty, less than 100 days away from going home, or retiring.
Tim retires in June, so in February he will be an official double digit midget. Countdown to never wearing a uniform again!! 100, 99, 98, better than Christmas!
by Sandy Tracy February 21, 2007
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1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
1. A midget who is also a dominatrix.
As seen on Jerry Springer:
The midget named Thor enters with his host of various bondage apparatus.
#1:
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
Rodion: "Travis is a midget who likes bondage."
Steve: "So he is a dominatrix midget?"
Rodion: "Yes."
#2:
"My name is Thor" - Dominatrix Midget Thor
by Argonak April 11, 2008
Get the dominatrix midget mug.Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease (PMPD for short) is a disease reserved especially for the week before Midterms.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
College and High School students are extremely vulnerable.
The most popular symptoms of the disease include:
Updating your facebook every 5-10 minutes hoping someone will reply.
Checking your emails constantly, hoping someone will send you something.
Texting your buddies for answers on test reviews and praying your teacher won't compare your work.
Speed reading your notes and claiming to your professor you've "studied well."
Crying for no apparent reason.
Writing papers at 2 in the morning.
Getting "distracted" constantly because of hunger or thirst.
There is one effective cure to this phenomenon.
The only possible cure is the winter break after testing, where students only have to really worry if they passed their midterms or not.
Girl: Hey, did you study for all of your midterms yet?
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
Guy: Nah, I'm suffering from Pre-Midterm Procrastination Disease.
by Moma Laquifa December 13, 2009
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