Jenga method

The fine art of pulling out while piping down your bae , mistress, etc... this move IS NOT FOR EVERYONE takes skill , practice makes perfect , not an easy thing to do while In the action of pounding the pussy any failed attempt in the jenga method will result in a unplanned child or a quick drive to your local cvs/rite aid to purchase plan B , jenga method is not recommend for beginners or quick cummers stay safe kids :)...

Boy: “this pussy A1 I’m boutta nut”
Girl: moans “you better pull out”
Boy: “don’t worry I perfected that jenga method “
Girl : moans “what’s the jenga method”

Boy: pulls out & bust on her ass,boobs, stomach ,face etc...

by Dsav Da Goat October 1, 2018

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The smoothie method

Cutting your balls and dick off and putting them in a jar

The smoothie method from happy

by Simpvilage17 May 19, 2020

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Tabasco Method

(n.) The act of using two condoms while putting Tabasco in between them for an audible warning when you're down to your last line of defense against any STDs.

Steve, I picked up a prostitute after the game last night and I used the Tabasco method. 15 minutes into our session, she started screaming. That's when I knew I was down to my spare and had to call it quits. 50 bucks for 15 minutes? Man, that sucked.

by Island_Spud November 18, 2016

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the kyle method

when you bash your head into the wall until you fall asleep to avoid having to pay for nyquil

"I don't have enough money for nyquil"-Giga Chad
"try doing the kyle method"-Giga Brad

by Thymuffinman December 14, 2021

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The Champagne Method

Where you have a hard shit then it pops out (a very smallll hard cork shaped shit) and then it all liquid shit coming out. Like a champagne bottle.

Bro, don't look at that toilet! I took a shit and used the Champagne method. You mean you did in the style of The Champagne Method? Like a Champagne Shit bro.

by Madame DJ January 5, 2013

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