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Hokey Cokey Merchant

The HCM is an 'associate' member of Alcoholics Anonymous who seems for whatever reason, unable to stay sober for more than a few days/weeks/months.The HCM will mostly blame their failure on the weather/football results/lack of sex/willpower/backbone.
They are generally to be found around Reading AA meetings looking pasty/yellow/sorry for themselves.
"Knees bend arms stretch ra ra ra"
by Charles October 14, 2004
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also known as Kings Point. Its a place where one wears a silly costume (uniform), does plenty of excercise(looking at porn) and of course is well hydrated, with more alcohol than you can imagine. But what do you expect from a school full of sailors. Unlike the sissies at the Naval Academy, we know how to drink and chase women of the night. We are given a whole year to do it on commericial ships. Located in Great Neck NY we proudly display our Nazi Flagpole, in a Jewish Community. Need I say anything else about an establishment that when you graduate you are given choices to actually make a ton of money, and not have to go active duty. Because why fight in the war, when you can profit off of it.
The United States Merchant Marine Academy, where dreams go to die
by salty seaman April 24, 2006
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Holla Merchant

"Look, there's Sam Prior, he's such a Holla Merchant
by DnBsoldier July 19, 2009
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Fudge Merchant

One who sell's or deals in the supply of fudge.

However similar to the that of the Homosexual term of "Fudge-Packer" and it means one who indulges in Homosexual acts. Also know as "Lad Central".
I met Charlie Eldeing last night he was a right Fudge Merchant.
by OTFB March 21, 2010
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rant merchant

A person who is prolific at dishing out his own passionate opinions, whether they be requested or not. An opinion from a rant merchant is always correct.
"That guy's got an opinion on everything.."
"I know, he's a right bloody rant merchant."
"Always right though..."
by RantMerchant October 26, 2009
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Gravy Merchant

"Pfft, Percy Shelley. What a gravy merchant".
by wordsinabox December 10, 2010
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Resident Merchant

A Venetian* resident merchant is one who is often found in all walks of life, but majorly in areas of potential power, and is one who uses his knowledge to keep non-merchants in a stasis of unproductive activity.
Often, he tries to prevent unpopular truths from being known so that only merchants may gain and maintain power.
"I was talking about making money at my job and resident merchant told me that making money was useless and that I should volunteer for transsexuals instead"
"There's always a resident merchant lurking. I told you to beware.."
by dirgistan May 14, 2015
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