Crows Marry

When the trans boy gives a hug and one gets aids and lice.

I watched a crows marry happen in the hall

by Poopyboy420 March 24, 2022

Marris

a relationship between two young lovers in high school

Omg mary and harris’s relationship is such a marris!!!

by Crazigals November 6, 2017

married homewrecker

When a married miserable whore is willing to destroy her own husband and children's lives. For a now married man she knew 15 years ago. Rocky can see from the outside he's doing good. Because his wife was loyal and gave him the opportunity.

The opportunistic whore has not realized that she won a real big prize!

When Rocky the married homewrecker his falling all over flirting with Casper, in front of both of there spouse's and children. Rocky has not seen Casper in 15 year's, Rocky bounced, when Casper when to prison. Casper is a wife beating husband who is looking for the perfect opportunistic whore.

by Loyal Eastsider January 29, 2019

Marry joy

Girl

Marry joy is beautiful

by anonymous May 14, 2022

Will you marry me?

That's not how you do that...

Hym "You don't just ask her 'Will you marry me?' You gotta TELL her. You say 'Once the theocrats take over I'm going to purchase you for a goat, 2 hens, and a tire iron and then I'm going to make you my sister with a reality monster ritual... Yep... My hot... Fuckable sister...' And then you vote for literally anyone because all of the politicians are religious."

by Hym Iam April 3, 2024

Marry your friends oc day

U like your friends oc(original character)?well use this day marry them,June 1st marry your friends oc day

You:I I’m gonna marry your oc

Friend:What no you can’t

You:yes I can it’s marry your friends oc day

by Eggy eggs May 31, 2021

Married Goggles

This is when you hear one of your married friends talking about the attractiveness of a girl, usually noticeable once they describe someone you both saw, or a mutual aquatience and they over exaggerate how pretty she is, because they have to bang the same piece of ass for the rest of there miserable lives so all girls become seemingly hotter. (The same may go for married gals as well)

Married friend: Sarah was looking fine tonight.
You: Sarah was looking like... Sarah. You have your married goggles on.

by NwMI Guy December 21, 2016