by bigbillybob September 1, 2009

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.
by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.
by Words of the day November 14, 2013

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself
world's fastest pooper
red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
world's fastest pooper
red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
must have been a Maria
by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020

That one person who hated anime at first then you forced them to become a weeb. She wont stop speaking japanese to annoy people. She will call you a boomer even though she is a boomer herself. She's annoying in a good way. She doesn't know when to be serious. She spams you with Jojo memes, and doesnt know who Sinjin is.
Person 1: Oh my gosh Sinjin is the best and I love him so much.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.
by Eli The Clown November 10, 2019

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.
Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
by anonymous January 23, 2021

Probably Pinoy. It's highly likely she uses her middle name instead of her first name because most of the women in the Philippines are also called Maria or Mary.
by Megisaduck November 10, 2019
