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maria

"we don't call it Maryjane no more baby, we call that shit, Maria"- Maria by Lil Wyte
by bigbillybob September 1, 2009
mugGet the mariamug.

Maria

A heartless bitch who only thinks about herself. She is narcissist Who loves t manipulate people and ruin people’s family.
Did you hear what Maria lied about?
by Idkwhattoputforname September 5, 2018
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

A nickname for Molly or other wise known for ecstasy or MDMA. So instead of using molly as they do in the U.S.A. They would refer to Molly as Maria in Mexico or anywhere south of the border. Also they would refer to samba or tango or dance with her. When they "dancing" they are really referencing to using the drug.
"Hey Jose wanna go meet maria?"

" Yeah, okay Pedro I hope she will let me dance with her."
by Words of the day November 14, 2013
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

she likes to screech, howl and hiss to express herself

world's fastest pooper

red-head
has never been seen wearing flats and never will be
will bare her large teeth as a warning when threatened
has a bedazzled tooth
is unable to pronounce her L s
blunt & straight to the point
may have inherited anger issues
WOOW! a homeless girl in a fur coat just flashed her tits at me on the side of the road!
must have been a Maria
by eldestPHART101 December 3, 2020
mugGet the Mariamug.

Maria

That one person who hated anime at first then you forced them to become a weeb. She wont stop speaking japanese to annoy people. She will call you a boomer even though she is a boomer herself. She's annoying in a good way. She doesn't know when to be serious. She spams you with Jojo memes, and doesnt know who Sinjin is.
Person 1: Oh my gosh Sinjin is the best and I love him so much.
Maria: Who is Sinjin?
Person 1: Sinjin.
by Eli The Clown November 10, 2019
mugGet the Mariamug.

maria

a cute, smart, young girl who seems to have everything in her life together except for the fact that she has a fetish for 50 YEAR OLD MEN.

Also has strange obsession with Dean Lewis.
“My class mate is in love with her professor.”
“Yikes, what a Maria. I bet she listens to Dean Lewis too🙄.”
by anonymous January 23, 2021
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Maria

Probably Pinoy. It's highly likely she uses her middle name instead of her first name because most of the women in the Philippines are also called Maria or Mary.
Maria Luisa, Maria Cristina and Mariana are sisters. They go by Lisa, Tina and Ana.
by Megisaduck November 10, 2019
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