mandle

Man Lovehandles.
When a man has love handles or a"muffin top".

"Dude, your mandles don't need that second cupcake."

"He's cute, but his mandles are a turn off."

by hairluver November 9, 2014

Megan's Mangled Produce

A type of produce that is inserted in the vagina or anus during sexual foreplay, after which is used in a recipe of some sort. Salads work well, as well as casseroles, and surprisingly ratatouille.

Man 1- Dude, I had the best of Megan's Mangled Produce last night.

Man 2- I'm so jealous, bro. What kind was it? The bulging bean? My personal favorite is the chewcumber.

by Veggies69 June 21, 2009

Mangladesh

When someone does way too much drugs and is fubared (fucked up beyond all recognition. Term comes from an unknown location off an island where a death chamber is visible if things get hyphie.

I was so fucked up and ripped that I was washed up on the shores of mangledesh.

Holy fuck man im fucked. i think i see the death chamber in Mangladesh.

by james463656356 May 20, 2008

Mangels

That person cant help meddling in other peoples business! Just like Mrs Mangels from the eighties in neighbours.

That guy is a real Mangels

by geester May 31, 2016

Reverse Italian Manglider

A sexual position in which a girl is holding a guy in the air by his thighs while having sex, she thrusts him upwards into her vagina.

yeah man, after I asked my girl for anal she picked me up and gave me the reverse italian manglider.

by Joe Manna August 24, 2008

maggle

1 To pester someone in order to make them read a poem aloud, record it, and post it on the Internet.

2 To spot non-English words.

I've been maggled, so now I have to record this poem!

by Ashley May 7, 2005

whore mangling

1. When one uses force, prefferably a knife or sack of oranges, to shit beat a prostitute.

"Now that were done our fish and chips
its about time for some whore mangling."

"Bitch please, i did my whore mangling for the evening"

by miles b August 24, 2006