mancation

The time at which a man in a relationship becomes a bachelor and takes a break from women.

Bill: Norm, don't you miss Mary Jane?
Norm: Are you kidding me? I feel like I'm on mancation.

by MaxFactor April 22, 2006

marathon

a.k.a "Running a marathon" or "manathon"

When a group of five or more males masturbate one after another passing lubricant as the baton trying to beat previous records of time or contending groups' records.

J: Hey, do you want to go to the bars tonight?
E: That seems like a good idea, but that's in a while.
J: Should we pre-game?
E: I have a better "game," let's get the boys together and-
J and E: RUN A MARATHON!!!!!
(they high five)
J: I will get the lube!
E: I will forsake my self-respect!

by EriQ May 19, 2008

marathon man

when any sexual couple has intercourse on a bike, while swimming, while running 26.2 miles and jumping out of n airplane. the receiving partner then takes a dump while falling from the sky!

I am so tired,I just ran a marathon man!

by Da' Hamma December 1, 2003

madeathon

Refers to a marathon of the popular ye semi-deposed series Made on MTV. This usually happens in the wee hours of the morning or on weekends when better programmes are unavailable. Madeathons are highly addictive and almost impossible to pry oneself away from.

Sorry dude, I can't go out tonight, there's a madeathon on MTV.

by khrushchev July 21, 2007

mandatory metallica

this band blows ass.... end of story

"Mandatory Metallica ruins people and it only gets worse from there "

by ur fuckin mom September 1, 2006

manuation

The relationship status of anyone attracted to men (heterosexual females, homosexual males, bisexual anyones, trangendered, etc).

1) Jane has five different men all at once. She's got a real intricate manuation.

2) Jane to Jill: 'Hey Jill, hows your manuation?'

by Zacamp May 14, 2008

Mancation

A vacation without women scheduals food management or having to always put the toilet seat down.

My dad and I went on a MANCATION in mishigan with his friend and his son

by Mnfireman January 16, 2010