esther-mating

To form an approximate judgment or opinion regarding the amount of instances in which one has had sex with an elderly woman.

Dude, I'm esther-mating earl fucked the shit out of , maybe, three oldies.

by Matthew James Harper September 3, 2007

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Malking

Malking: One hand at a time leaves contact with the ground and there is a period of double support.
(Walking around on a handstand).

malking: i'm malking around the house.
malked: i malked all the way to the other side of the basketball court.

by Jezeus Folau August 2, 2011

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Malding

To be so mad that you are balding, in laments terms mad/buthurt

Ben was malding when he kept on dieing in dark souls

by Stuartlittle09 April 25, 2020

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Mating season usually happens when the weather starts changing. There's a positive correlation between the amount of couples that get together and the change in weather. People just go crazy to be with someone. And anti mating season usually happens right before mating season and everyone just starts splitting up. You know its mating season when you start to hear the lawn mowers and the birds chirping.

It was Melmacian Mating Season in Melmac.

by MayDayMeh June 14, 2018

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Gay Mating Call

Gay Mating Call
Any song written or performed by any of the Back Street Boys, or any band like them.

To find a CD containing a Gay Mating Call, I reccomend searching a girls/extremely feminine males music collection.

Going to the club on Saturday Night, I was seeing some fine chicks on the dance floor.

When the DJ turned on the Back Street Boys, a prime example of a " Gay Mating Call ", I realized that the people wearing leather and spandex around me were men.

I have not been right since.

by MarkHack December 9, 2008

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