Keaton Mahoney

Someone who has a very very small penis

Keaton Mahoney had the smallest penis ever -Samantha

by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017

cleats mahoney

From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.

Following in the footsteps of her big sister, Jane grew up to be a cleats mahoney at the U.

by B-girl November 17, 2004

maloree

The usually feminine name. The name of a mature, smart, and child at heart woman. They are easy to fall in love with and are always someone you want to talk to, because they always listen.

I think I'm falling for that Maloree girl

by Sirius Blacke September 28, 2017

Moloney

Verb: To top other people's stories, specifically with one that is ridiculous or lame

I can't believe that guy just Moloney'ed my story/

by Frank Watson July 28, 2010

ladrona de melones

Spanish translation for melon thief.
When a girl has breasts like she is stealing some cantaloupes/honeydews/melons.

God damn! Melissa is a ladrona de melones.

by The_Greatest August 21, 2009

Mahoney

Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.

A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.

Yo homie pull through I got that fire mahoney on deck for the low low.

by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020

Messy Maloney

A sex act where a male urinates inside the anal cavity of a female, proceeds to have anal sex while the female's bowels are filled with urine, eventually ejaculates inside the anal cavity, and upon the man's completion the female farts the messy contents of her rectum onto the man's penis. It's the newest sensation sweeping the nation.

"Your mom is hot, dude. I would totally pull a Messy Maloney with her."
"For my birthday, will you give me a Messy Maloney?"
"I gotta' piss like a mutherfucker'. Lemme see dat' ass and let's make a Messy Maloney up in here, ya dig?"

by ThatJohnnyMo January 4, 2016