Malachi Crunch

Whe a mans head gets in between 2 vaginas and they smash against his head til they both cum

Justin got Malachi Crunched by Melissa and Naomi.

by Justin Urmouth December 28, 2018

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mala

The act in Halo of killing yourself and your entire team with one rocket.

Did you see that we just got those guys to be in our mala and we blew us all up?

by angela and matt May 13, 2005

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Malacrea

a super hot guy who is really smart. He complains that his dick hurts a lot though. He will laugh and have fun with you. But gets mood swings ALOT!

He is such a malacrea, hot but smart. We need to go out.

by kjadsgfkhsfhjrnfgjkuuusdjhu7 April 25, 2010

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Malacki

Malacki is UGLY hes been know to blind people with his face.

Malacki is ugly

by Not malacki January 9, 2019

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Malachi

Malachi is a low down dirty ugly little dick ass bitch. He uses females to have sex and then he turns into a magician and disappears. He is a cheater, a liar, and a deceiver. Dont ever date a malachi

Malachi is so ugly and dirty.

by Bobbybrown543pl December 2, 2019

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A feral degenerate/feral creature that typically lives in sewage lines. The Malachi has generally not gone through the evolutionary process, and shares instinctual characteristics of Earth's first organisms. The Malachi has thin, spider-like arms, and bulbous eyes, protruding from it's sagging flesh.

"Dayne Francis, why are you dating that Malachi? That's bestiality!"
"I'm attempting to fulfill my ancient urges for the Malachi race."

by MrsDayneFrancis September 3, 2013

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