Malarke

Someone who sexually assaults sharks

Dominic you can’t hide it, you are a “malarke”

by zxB3ANxz May 18, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

Malaika

A name for an adopted smelly, sniffling German/Indian who can’t drive and forward park to save their lives. They idolise the deep and aspire to be like him in every way, including how he is with an octopus.

‘Look at that wrecked car and its rims’
‘It was probably a Malaika driving it’

by Upamaguire May 28, 2023

Malakai

A massive ugly douchebag. Micropenis doesn't even begin to describe the size he's carrying. Gay as shit and women fear him (not in the hot way)

"Did you see Malakai scratch his ass and sniff it again?"

by NotRei00 October 8, 2023

malakas

a very beautiful person that is ethreal

you say this when you want to compliment someone and make them your friend

omg you are so malakas today <333

by mamakis December 10, 2023

Malakai

When a man sticks his fingers up his own butthole, and sniffs his fingers

Craig enjoys to malakai himself on the 1st day of every month

by PierreD December 4, 2023

malaka

achilles kalfoglou

hey cortese malaka you coming palms malaka?

by ed8493@3’sm December 8, 2023