Lone Wolf

The best adventure gamebook series EVER (now available free online as well!) - you get to be a noble Kai Lord fighting the evil Darklords for the future of the realm of Magnamund. Written by Joe Dever. Actually contain entire species of new monsters not found anywhere else, e.g. giaks, kraan, gourgaz, zlanbeasts, burrowcrawlers, etc.

Lone Wolf rules!!!!!

by Andy April 17, 2004

lonely sandwich

The act of cutting the zipper off of a plastic sandwich bag, squirting lubricant into it, placing the plastic bag into the microwave for 4-6 seconds, placing the bag between the cushions of a couch, and proceeding to then fuck the couch silly. Usually done by lonely virgins.

Guy 1: Dude, I lonely sandwiched like three times last night.

Guy 2: You're a sick bastard. You seriously need to get laid.

by otacon33 July 13, 2010

The Lone Ranger

Someone who constantly masturbates with a litle indian

Johnny is the lone ranger

by Not gonna happen December 1, 2003

Lone Ranger

The person at the bank who arranges loans.

We went to see the Lone Ranger, but he turned us down because our credit is bad.

by Owen Cash December 8, 2006

The Lone Blumpkin

When you are flexible enough to give yourself head while taking a shit on the toilet.

I was bored one day so i decided to do the lone blumpkin. Twas very steamy.

by therealtomkiely January 12, 2012

The Lonely Birds

A cool band in Cockeysville, Maryland.

The Lonely Birds are cool cats

by Sam Brownback October 29, 2007

lone curl

The lone curl, is the one hanging curl in Damian’s forehead. Its purpose is to not show Damian’s full forehead since the appearance would be absurd.

Damian always has that one lone curl.

by Big Tall D Daddy Damian February 16, 2022