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Smut List

A list where an unknown person names all of the sluts and whores. Aimed towards females.
Smut List
1. Jacky
2. Melissa
3. Adriana
by YoooMyNameIsAmazing April 3, 2011
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pretend listening

When Ryan Mayle acts like he is listening but really he is focused on other things... Generally he just yups, and yeahs a person while they are speaking. Quite possibly and more than likely, he is thinking about the future Petty Officer Mayle or tater tots.
Did you hear me or are you just pretend listening?
by Queen Neptune July 29, 2014
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Listerfiend

Term used by the character Elias in the Kevin Smith movie Clerks II. It is a "troll" placed by one's parents in a girl's mouth at a young age in order to prevent open-mouth kissing before the age of 21.

See also: pillow pants
Randal: Have you and Myra even kissed yet?
Elias: We would have already if it wasn't for Listerfiend..
Randal: Listerfiend is her mouth troll, isn't it..
by Hazel K September 8, 2008
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Fuckit List

List of shit you were trying to do but eventually had to say "Fuck It" Unlike the traditional "Bucket List", the "Fuckit List" is not written in advance, but added to as you no longer give a fuck to do something.
I've moved reconciling with you to my fuckit list.
by Dimwitty April 18, 2013
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Do Not Call List

(n) a hypothetical list of people that no one in a certain group would ever intentionally call
Apparently, I accidentally signed up for the female Do Not Call List years ago, and that's why I have nothing better to do than sit on my ass posting Urban Dictionary entries.
by BeardedFatass May 18, 2004
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Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011

A term youtube users will submit in the comment section of a video of any song that is older than a year to let everybody know that because they listen to older music, they are special. As a result, people who feel the same give them thumbs up as was the original intention of the comment.
(Comment on a Queen music video) "Thumbs up if you're listening to this in 2011" 151 thumbs up.
by themanclaw August 28, 2011
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j-list

'j-list' is an online-shop in which you can find as many japanese porn DVDs as you need to wank off for the next 300 years.
Oh, boy! Yesterday I got the new Maria Yumeno porn vid from j-list
by K' December 11, 2003
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