linking

In Super Smash Brothers on the Nintendo 64, when someone gets pummeled by Link.

Get the fuck off my stage bitch! You just got a LINKING!

by Patrick Jimenez November 18, 2005

Linking

The mental process of changing to a new related topic from an existing topic, constantly moving further from the original, until one cannot remember the original topic. Popularized by Ali B.

"Wow, Ali B was linking something fierce; she started with Brat Pack movie, and ended up at foods she won't eat"

by MarioV14 May 30, 2014

Linking

When you want to send a website link to someone, perfectly innocently, without wanting sexual intercourse.

Yo, I heard a great tune last night on the radio
Ah really?! Let's get linking

by thewiseone1 July 24, 2015

Linkin Dork

A derogatory term for a Linkin Park fan.

Dork: Yah! I luv teh nu linkin park cd Minutes to Midnight! Yo K, lisn to tehr nu soun trak "Bleed it Out"!

Fellow idiots: Yah! Sw33t!

Dork (with her friends):
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
I bleed it out digging deeper
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away
Just to throw it away

I bleed it out
I've opened up these scars
I'll make you face this
I've pulled myself so far
I'll make you, face, this, nawwwwww!!!!

Average Listener: STFU u Linkin Dork! What's the fucking big deal of this you faggots!

by HateMainstreamMusic October 18, 2008

Lintoning

To borrow something and never give it back.

Mr. Garner asked to borrow my Boondocks DVD's and my 2 PSP's. It's been a year and I still haven't gotten any of them back. I hate it when he's lintoning.

by DaBoobah April 10, 2010

Linkin Fart

The noise made by musicians and songwriters who listen linkin park and want to put a bullet through their brains because it is such horrible music.

The radio gave me a bad case of the linkin farts.

linkin park is so horrible they give smart people linkin farts.

by CurvedMirror August 16, 2008

Linkin Parkinson's Disease

A condition in which one suffers from overwhelming body spasms, the constant metamorphosis of hair on ones head, tourettes-like yelling and random changing of your vocal characteristics

Billy: did you see Tom at the ITunes festival yesterday? He looked crazy, what was wrong with him?

Jake: he was suffering from an insane case of Linkin Parkinson's Disease.

by Theshadowoftheday August 21, 2011