Lazy Guido

While riding in the passenger seat of a moving automobile, you are the recipient of a handjob from the driver.

That 4 hour car ride through the Midwest wasn't so bad after a Lazy Guido.

by Guido and The Guy April 9, 2019

lazy lol

When you can't be fucked to say anything else, and you didn't even pay attention to what the person said.

Greg: Man my girlfriend just shagged this other lad and my dogs just died, and my mums got cancer.

Steve: lol

Greg: Don't lazy lol me man

by Randomage June 6, 2009

Lazy lion

A suitor, typically male who whilst in the courting phase of a relationship, repeatedly fails to take the lead, pursuit and/or follow through with an action or plan.
This leaves the suitee with a feeling that the suitor is not interested in them due to lack of execution.

Girl 1: Who are you bringing to the party tonight?
Girl 2: I decided I'm bringing my new crush. The guy I was getting to know is a lazy lion and I've lost interest.

by CutieFatPuss December 29, 2021

lazy kneeler

N. One who is a lazy kneeler at church by kneeling, yet leaning against the pew with their butt. Lazy kneelers are kneeling/sitting.

"Get your butt off the pew and kneel straight. Don't become a lazy kneeler!"

by braddowney1217 December 29, 2009

Lazy wiper

Person doesn't put enough effort wipping there ass leaving shit residue behind

I smelt Bill over there he is such a lazy wiper

by Andrewmonas123 August 12, 2017

Lazy butt

Val , the laziest butt

“Ur a lazy butt”

by val018 August 9, 2018

Lazy Voiced

A style of speaking where one is either too stoned or sloth-like where they breathe heavily, make "dad sounds" and enunciate poorly. Usually accompanied by half open eyes or stumbling around

Dang man, I tried to ask David where the restaurant was but he was so lazy voiced I couldn't understand a thing.

by NHV_One March 27, 2015