Lambing

To steal another persons lamb and run fast to avoid prosecution.

But you can’t run from God. He sees that lamb you’re harboring.
Just give it back... someday ....
No. Today. Give it back.
Ok

Gone Lambing so long. You dead now.

Dead people don’t knock.

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

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lambing season

Lambing season is a time of year where you try to conceive a baby so 9 months later it comes out at a desired time

Beth: Why do you always have babies in the spring?
JoAnn: My husband’s a tax accountant, our lambing season is always in June so he can spend time with the baby after tax season

by Mrsdaisy_pickle March 7, 2022

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To lay a nice, long, solid, turd. There must be minimal cracking with a minimum 6 inches in length to be considered a baby snake, 9 inches to be a teen snake, and 12 inches to be considered an adult snake. Anything less is considered a “worm,” not to be confused with parasites, although it easily is when said in conversation without prior reference. It is common to practice and prepare oneself to make the best snake one can before graduation from childhood to adulthood.

Don’t go in the bathroom for awhile, I’ll be in there laying a snake. It’s gonna be a stinky one.

by Layingsnakeismygame April 8, 2022

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laying down her arms

laying down her arms,

by Rafa55 April 10, 2022

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Laying Tarmac

The act of a man laying a steaming stool along the length of their partners back, squashing it in with his ass cheeks like a steam roller. And then ejaculating along the length of it in essence painting the white lines along it like a road.

Did you hear, Dave was laying tarmac with Andy yesterday.

by BrapBrapSmokethaCrack April 26, 2022

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