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irish lava lamp

A shot of cum with a Jameson chaser.
The Irish Lava Lamp, blow your load with a side of Jameson
by Sarahhmarrie February 12, 2019
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lava-lamp-switch

An old American Indian trick whereby two seemingly similar objects are swapped for nefarious purposes. Originally, tribesman would switch wigwams with another tribesman if they found their wigwam to be leaky.

The recipient of the new wigwam then bears the cost of fixing the leaky cover. The term was modernised in 2006, after it was noted that broken lava lamps resembled leaky wigwams.

This behaviour has also been observed in ant society, in particular with reference to the species "Sless".
That clown has pulled a lava-lamp-switch!

Surely my friend hasn't betrayed me with a lava-lamp-switch?
by Another September 14, 2008
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Lava Taco

A woman's vagina (taco) that is still bleeding from menstruation (lava flow).
I wouldn't go down on her all weekend because she had that lava taco.
by SR20DEN October 18, 2008
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lava explosion

a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
when you open happiness, and i mean real happiness, you can be sure a lava explosion will follow.
by Sexydimma February 12, 2014
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Maine Lava Lamp

Rubbing buckets of melted butter up and down your girlfriends back until she gets pissed and slaps you with a lava lamp.
"How did Jeff die?"
"Kelly gave him a Maine Lava Lamp."
by H+M December 20, 2014
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Lava

Hot molted fire.Comes from a volcano.
A lot of lava came out of that volcano
by Sassyandprettygirls April 10, 2016
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sticky lava

The type of feces that makes your anus (volcano ring) warm like you are producing molten cake as you empty your bowls. The feeling, not to be confused with molton cake poops, (which produce the sticky lava sensation) is what is called sticky lava.
Bro dude to wife: “ugh im so glad we have a bidet here. I just felt sticky lava in my anus”
Wife: “did u use toilet paper too”
Bro dude: “the bidet did the job”

Dude to bro: “bro, i felt so immobilized by my situation. It felt like sticky lava. U cant get up and use the bidet to cool off, and you cant keep going.”
Bro: “sarah said some nasty shit to u. No pun intended”
by kilo min garo June 4, 2019
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