E-Kitten

E-Kitten is a discord e girl who will obey you have e-seggs and yeah

My E-Kitten is cute

by H9ppy August 31, 2022

kitter

Another word for cat.

Awww look at that kitter!
or
I found a stray kitter named Toast.

by DM Diller November 7, 2005

Having Kittens

Experiencing and displaying an extreme emotion, be it happiness, excitement or anger.

1) - "Did you see that bitch? She was fucking pissed off"
2) - "Yeah man, she was crazy, she was having kittens"
or
1) - "Did I tell ya the other day I found fifty bucks? I was fucking having kittens!"

by Splashers May 14, 2009

kitten

females that go after older guys. the opposite of a cougar.

I have to go pick up my girlfriend from daycare. She's a kitten.

by sneakybeaver December 1, 2010

Lez Kitten

Noun. Lesbian, usually of the softball playing variety. Wears boys clothing, no make-up, and hair in a slicked back ponytail.

Did you see those two lez kittens holding hands in the hallway, they looked great in their softball uniforms?

by Tatiana Tales May 28, 2009

You ain't shittin' kittens

Indicates strong agreement to a comment made by someone else, especially when that persons comment is a bit of an understatement, or states the glaringly obvious, or both.

Effectively equivalent to the phrase "That ain't no lie!!" or "Ain't that the truth?!", but said with great enthusiasm.

During a heavy thunderstorm, your friend says "It's a little bit wet outside." You respond with "You ain't shittin' kittens!!"

Two retail employees get done dealing with a difficult customer. In private, one says to the other "That guy was a douche!" The second responds with "Pfff, you ain't shittin' kittens!!"

by Atavist December 14, 2010

shitting kittens

Being exceptionally excited about something. Saying, "I'm excited about this," only says so much and can be taken in so many ways, but if you say, "this has me shitting kittens," there is no contesting the level of awesomeness that must be awaited.

Scammon: You excited to see Mr. Bungle tonight?
Noah: You kidding me? I'm shitting kittens!

by Kikipopo December 24, 2008