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Kenobi-ism

noun - an idiom used in a declarative statement which is true - but only from a certain point of view.

Kenobi-isms are often used when attempting to make complex issues seem simple, or trying to prove a point with statistical data - this makes them a favourite of politicians, religious leaders, and high-school science teachers.

The name Kenobi-ism refers to the Star Wars character Obiwan Kenobi and a plot-critical statement that he makes to a young Luke Skywalker in Star Wars Episode IV: A New Hope:

"A young Jedi named Darth Vader, who was a pupil of mine until he turned to evil, helped the Empire hunt down and destroy the Jedi knights. He betrayed and murdered your father."

Luke eventually discovers the truth about his father and (2 movies later) confronts Obiwan accusing him of lying, to which Obiwan replies:

"So, what I told you was true... from a certain point of view. ... Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view."
"I'm afraid that the Health Secretary is using a blatant Kenobi-ism there... Whilst it's true to say that the government spent more on public health this year than ever before, in real terms - accounting for inflation - this amount is 10% less than was spent 5 years ago."
by darbs-darby-darbs October 17, 2022
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Kengo

A ching chong who is super attractive and pulls a lot of 7th graders! He has long brown hair and has a 10 inch cock.
Hey look at that guy, he's a Kengo! Hes super cool and attractive.
by JG AND KY IS CRAYZ March 7, 2023
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Keiko

likes eating cake, is a lychee, is good at drawing and/or painting, does not wear glasses but wears them for the sake of aestheticness
Me: Hii Keiko, how are you today? Oh, why are you wearing glasses?
Keiko: Hi. I am good, I wear glasses for the sake of aestheticness.

Me: Great!
by princessa_sexual May 3, 2023
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keiko lychee

cake of lychee

it is a cake that tastes like lychee/has lychee-related decorations
heyy, can i have a keiko lychee? it tastes really good!
by princessa_sexual May 4, 2023
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Kenopause

"Kenopause" Describes a moment in a man's life where they start to be interested in new hobbies they never previously were or starting conversations about mundane activities, including, but not exclusively DIY.

See also "kenergy"

Source taken from an interview with Margot Robbie and Ryan Gosling about the Barbie movie by Sian Welby to describe someone with a specific type of "ken" energy or "Kenergy" as it is now known, Kenopause is endorsed by the actors who play Barbie and Ken themselves.
"I think Dave is going through the kenopause, his search history on his phone is all mowers"

"Chris now owns 7 BBQs, seems like a classic case of Kenopause"

"Jonny just spent 15 minutes telling me the best way to swing a golf club, I disn't even ask! absolute kenopause behaviour"
by cbfast July 20, 2023
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Old Kenmore

Elizabeth can always count on Old Kenmore to clean up after dinner.
by ovcjill June 4, 2016
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Itsuka Kendo

The best girl in class 1-B at UA High. A ginger with teal eyes. In charge of babysitting Neito Monoma, and making sure he doesnt insult 1-A, who is salty because he didnt get into class 1-A. The administrator of the "Kendo Chop", where she administers a karate chop to the back of Monomas neck to keep him subdued. Class 1-B's mom.
Me: damn, Itsuka Kendo really is best girl.
Friend: stfu you never stop talking about her.
by THE NAME'S KATSUKI BAKUGO November 24, 2020
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