The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.
Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.
by KingKrule January 2, 2012
Get the Hellen Kellered mug.A man or woman who is the dominate one in an relationship. Opposite of being a Beecher.
2. A dangerously sexy man
2. A dangerously sexy man
by ellipher March 17, 2009
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When a guy meets another guy on Craigslist and allow him to practice the art of fellacio on his little soldier while the receiver keeps his eyes closed and thinks of a woman to rationalize the homosexuality he was born with.
Yellow: so i think my e-career is ruined.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
jbtv: why?
Yellow: i did a quick fast Kelly Blast and now i wanna wear lipstick and pumps while listening to Drake.
by Write Flicks July 13, 2010
Get the Kelly Blast mug.1) A greatly EPIC person
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet
2) The person that can not be refered to by just the first name
3) Very ninja like and quiet
by Manda_Bunny February 12, 2009
Get the Kelly Clark mug.Kelly is a wonderful amazing girl. she is sometimes shy but makes friends really quickly. she has dark brown eyes and hair. she is smart, caring, and loving. she cries over small little things and likes guys for personality. she doesn’t care about the guys looks. he can even be ugly but kelly won’t care. she has lots of friends but no one understands her. she’s amazing. kelly can be hard to get but if you love a girl like kelly that’s amazing.
by kels.xo4 January 4, 2018
Get the Kelly mug.1. A man whose quiet wisdom belies the greatness within
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
2. Man who invented sex (you're welcome)
3. Created Jor El who created Superman (who has 1/1000000 the power of his grandfather)
"Everybody wants to be like Mike... Kelly"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
"Wow you landed a great guy! A doctor astronaut millionaire!"
"Yeah, he's ok... but he's no Michael Kelly"
"Oh god, oh god... I'm gonna... I'm gonna... Michael Kelly!"
by bdizzy13 October 2, 2011
Get the Michael Kelly mug.An amazing friend that you can always talk to and trust. She is the bombdiggity and rocks your socks off. She is very understanding and nonjudgmental. You can tell her anything. And on top of all of that she is beautiful, honest, smart, and athletic. Also epically fails, a lot.
by Kypie757 August 5, 2012
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