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Dysfunction Junction

One's childhood family home, which one visits as an adult to revive and relive all the unresolved family issues.
I'll be spending the holidays back in Dysfunction Junction.
by Ungrateful Son November 27, 2009
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Junior Driver

The act of giving a fender bender to a young child under the age of 12.

See Fender Bender (Defn. 2)
Little Jimmy: "Ouch! Daddy, what are you doing to me?"
Daddy: "What? You told me that wou wanted to learn how to drive?

Little Jimmy is a junior driver.
by Angry Rhino November 18, 2009
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Juno

Juno is a cute person who isn't very confident about herself, she should be however because she is actually extremely cute and amazing. A lot of people try to make her feel happy and open up but it backfires because she will see it as an attack or an insult because of how negative she is about compliments. She is cute, bright, funny and talented and once you meet her, you will feel the need to protect.
by papersyndrome February 2, 2021
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spaghetti junction

Junction 6 of the M6 in north Birmingham. Intersection of the M6, A38(M), A38, and A5127. Most complex junction in UK. Notorious for jams, busiest section of road in Europe.
"Theres a 20 mile tailback from spaghetti..."
by oracle January 25, 2005
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Junko Enoshima

The despair queen from danganronpa 1, STAN JUNKO :)
"Junko Enoshima, how are you today?"
by Poki_the_gamer January 14, 2021
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Junior Jungle

Noun: a group of about 320 barbaric 16 & 17 year olds living in central Indiana who do what they want, when they want. This human subspecies tends to flourish between friday and sunday morning, particularly in the basements of parent-less households and occasionally even empty lake houses. Sprinting through screen doors, running red lights on the way to parties, and encountering angry parents and law enforcement officers include some of the favorite hobbies of these teens. Surprisingly they thrive on a diet based essentially of fast-food and alcohol. For the most part the Junior Jungle lives in a state of relative peace, but are by nature, untamable. For this reason, the Junior Jungle often manages to piss off the faculty of their high school, and also their own family members. The Junior Jungle are the people you're parents warned you about.
Curious Soph: I heard there might be a huge party this weekend. I kind of wanna go but I read in Theology that partying is really dangerous..

Proud Junior: I once read about the dangers of partying, so i gave up reading.

Curious Soph: That sounds kind of ignorant?

Proud Junior: Yeah well you aren't in the JUNIOR JUNGLE are you? fuckin kids these days..
by thecraziestmotherfuckeralive November 2, 2010
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fuckhole junction

Female equivalent to the male taint, gooch, or grundle, if you will. A wonderful place to become lost, as there is no wrong path to take.
I would love to spend some quality time at her fuckhole junction, perhaps taking the road less traveled.
by Paco El Grande March 5, 2012
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