hey you might think hes just a washed up alcoholic that also smokes, but you know theres something about him that turns you on :) his amazingly good looks, beastly voice, and not to mention biggesy eyes makes julian casablancas the sexiest most talented guy out there.
by aoxomoxoa March 06, 2005
Julian Barratt is the other half of the comedy duo comprising of him and noel fielding Although his most famous work has to be the mighty boosh television series (but there is a radio show and several live shows) he is a fantastic commedian, and has starred in a couple of other television shows like nathan barley.
by Munchiemon July 23, 2006
The very essence of sex, an amazing songwriter, singer and musician all in one. He is the lead singer/songwriter for rock band The Strokes, and is incredibly talented and sophisticated. He is also the most gorgeous man in rock today. He knows how to dress, he's got class and god dammit one look at those juicy lips, sultry eyes and sexy ass and you're hooked forever. He's so apathetic but he expresses so much radiant emotion by just existing. The kind of guy you would want to walk in on while he's jackin off then do dirty shit to!
Julian Casablancas belongs in my bed. His sophistication and class drive me madly insanely in love, and he is too good for the MTV/mainstream audiences. He's too classy to be famous, and still too sexy even when he looks apathetically stoned. We can get drunk and be melancholy together. I LOVE JULIAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
by stray April 13, 2004
The twenty-something lead singer of alt. rock band The Strokes. Similtaneously hot and beautiful, passionate and apathathtic, Julian is a symbol of a generation of hipsters and people who know good music.
by OverThinking March 21, 2004
Although it may sound pathetically corny, Julian Casablancas is the man who saved my life. After 7 years of being a herion addict I didn't care if I lived or died. I didn't care about anything other than my dope. Then I saw the video for "Someday" and suddenly I cared about something else... Julian. His voice and his eyes managed to penetrate the thick concrete wall I built up around my soul and now I've finally found a reason to get clean. So I can save up some money to go to New York to meet him in person and thank him for existing and giving me a reason to want to go on living.
by shelley June 09, 2004
A man with the tiniest unsurcumsized penis with built up a Smegma always wears a red sweatshirt and has googley eyes and loves lebron
Julian: sorry it was hard to fuck with my small smegma filled cock
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
Guy: It's all good dude my ass is sore anyway
Julian Ruiz: a small dick man
by SwankyDick February 01, 2017
Julian is the vocalist, songwriter, and frontman of the NYC band, The Strokes. He drinks, smokes, does drugs, is witty, intelligent, and very hot. His voice is low and raspy and one of the best voices in music I have ever heard. He is hardworking at what he does, and stresses on the importance of never, ever thinking you're the best, for that is your downfall. Keep up the good work, Julian.
Julian chucked the microphone stand across the set, banged into Albert and Nick, and probably broke the microphone during the "Last Night" video.
by Fev'rish March 06, 2005