Jonah

Loves memes and cats

Have you seen Jonah?
Ya he’s looking at cats and memes

by microwave boi November 5, 2019

Jonah

Small boy and very sneaky has large penis and big buttocks might be trans

Jonah: come here and look at my big penis
Prajeeth: that a mighty big penis

by Penis smacker 102 November 13, 2019

Jonah

So, Jonah's. Um. They're really nice, I guess, and they're, uh, smart too (I have first hand knowledge.) They're not a player. Nope. That's one thing that's true for all Jonah's, and that they are loyal, stay true, and love their girl. Always. 💎

J: Hey how you doing
D: good how was yours Jonah

J: great thanks

*thinks*

J: why are they talking trash about my name on like page six
D: I don't know that's weird huh

by jlaggin November 28, 2019

Jonah Marais

Jonah Marais the coffee bitch , the alpaca , cutest heart robber with his adorable baby smile and a cute player *in a good way* according to the other members;
"He's been on A lot of dates and when I say, I mean A LOT" - Daniel Seavey

"Jonah probably be the biggest player I'll ever meet" - Jack Avery
"I've been on 4 dates with them" - Zach Herron
Btw, I think Jonah's pet peeve is when someone slurps too loud while drinking? Coz he wasn't okay when Daniel did that in 'Pop Buzz's 'Why Don't We' vs The Tower Of Truth' video.
Tatum Dahl a.k.a Tate might be his gf tho, they're datingg and their shipname is 'Jatum'.
You know what they say about men with big shoes ;)

Anyways , Jonah's nicknames are Hoenah , Jojo , Yonah and a.k.a , the table breaker.
"I'm quite the sex object" - Jonah Marais

"Jonah Marais is daddy af omg, his shoe size is huge too, a whole combo"

by Mrs.Herron<3 December 23, 2019

Jonah

best person in the world >:))))

Yeah Jonah is so cool look at him go best person ever

by All seeing definer cockman March 2, 2021

Jonah

The hottest guy in the room tall and handsome very muscular has a big D is very athletic

You better be prepared when running against a Jonah as he's the fastest in the room

"Hey is that jonah were racing oh no we stand no chance"

by ducknoodles November 17, 2021

Jonah

actual garbage. booty cheeks. honestly probably a racist. don’t go near jonah.

“hey did you hear jonah said the n-word?”

“yeah let’s go jump him”

by stupidfruitybitch February 15, 2022