jon stewart

1. A human incarnation of God.
2. The best host the Academy Awards ever had, or will have, unless he hosts the show again.
3. Author of a New York Times bestseller.
4. Funnier than thou.

Jon Stewart >>> you.

by oberchode April 15, 2006

jon

man who fixes computers...and by fixes computers, i actually mean have sex with "clients"

*telephone rings*
client: i need a good fixin if you know what i mean ;)
jon: all be right over, i need to pick up some rubbers
client: see you in 5

by the 4th floor January 29, 2008

Jon Benet

noun - a child performer whose appearance and/or behavior possesses adult characteristics particularly of a sexual nature.

adj - possessing the appearance of having been inappropriately sexualized

noun - "Did you see her floor exercise - what a little Jon Benet!"

adj - "Makeup on children under ten is a bit too JonBenet for my taste."

by Sanjay Thakur September 26, 2005

lil jon

one of the worst rappers out there - the kind of guy who brings rap music its bad stereotypes.
does nothing except bastardise the English language in his music and randomly yell 'YEEEAAAH!', OKAAAYYY!', 'WHAAAATTT!' and 'CRUUUNK!' like a retard.
a god for wiggers and poseurs everywhere.

lil jon is a prime example of what too much 'purple drank' will do to you.

by abbas224 August 5, 2007

don jon

A guy that can get any girl even though he's an asshole he does not do the relationship type of shit.

Girl 1: there's that guy they call "don jon"
Girl 2: he's such a asshole , knowing he can get any girl he wants

by abcmale October 8, 2015

Jon Cryer

One of those shits you take that's so huge and hard that you start to tear up in the middle of it. The name Jon Cryer isn't referring to the actor as a person but his name seemed fitting for this situation.

Dude, I had such a huge Jon Cryer last night, I actually started to pray to God to help me finish.

by KCguy42 December 21, 2010

Jon

A Jon is a really bad dude. He often slaps skeezers with his massive chode, while also caring for his friends and family. He has a tendency to summon mythical greek gods to aid him against haters. A Jon also pisses excellence, so much that he has created a massive flood or two. Some may blindly state that god created these floods to test Noah's Ark. One look at a real Jon could make a blind man see, a crippled child run, or a woman with a gag reflex deepthroat.

Man #1: "Hey bro, who's over there bashin out all those skeezies?"

Man #2: "That must be a Jon. You can tell by the way he's also texting his mom, telling her that he misses the family."

by tumtum12 January 28, 2011