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the jackson sneed

A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser
I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.
by yambag December 26, 2003
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Jacksnarf

two people sit in bathtub naked, one farts and the other slurps the bubbles with a straw
i had to jacksnarf all day cuz i ran outta food
by hot lunchbox March 11, 2009
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Victoria Jackson

Former Saturday Night Live performer turned crazy, homophobic, teabagger.
I'd rather get gangraped by five Snookis than listen to the right wing bullshit coming out of Victoria Jackson's mouth.
by GaaraoftheDamned November 10, 2012
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Elly Jackson

The sexiest woman on the planet. She's a mysterious, good-hearted person. Has a good sense of humor yet is very passionate. This is only the half of her. She's also the frontwoman of synthpop duo La Roux ;) And i want to marry her.
-your secret lover B.Y.
Nobody can do it like Elly Jackson.
Elly Jackson is so beautiful.
by brymusiiic June 8, 2011
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Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!
The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!
by FancyNancy December 10, 2012
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Indeed, Daniel Jackson

Teal'c from stargate confirming Daniel Jackson's Beliefs.

This is what Teal'c says to confirm the beliefs of Daniel Jackson many times throughout the series "stargate sg-1" and is often used by fan's in a dialogue.
"Don't the Gua'ould have the technology to probe a person's mind?"
"indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- stargate sg-1 --

"Feel like grabbing a beer hari?"
"Indeed, Daniel Jackson"
-- not stargate sg-1 --
by DarkLaith October 13, 2008
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Michael Joseph Jackson

A victim of many things; health induced or media induced

1982 produces Thriller album, largest selling all time, sells over 50 million copies worldwide; 1984 won 8 Grammy awards for it.

1983 performs legendary moonwalk for the first time on the Motown 25 years anniversary show.

12/9/84 announces at The Jackson's Victory Tour, he was splitting from The Jacksons and going solo

1987 releases Bad, his third solo album, and lauches a record breaking solo world tour.

Late 1980s named Artist Of The Decade for his Thriller and Bad albums

1991 signs with Sony Music, largest ever recording contract; releases his fourth solo album, Dangerous

1992 tours the world; taking his concerts to countries to which he was the first rock/pop artist they saw.

Later that year founded Heal the World Foundation to help globally improve the lives of children across.

1994 marries Lisa Marie Presley; divorces 1996

1995 releases fifth solo album HIStory; tours again over 2 years.

During that tour 11/14/96 marries Debbie Rowe; a nurse he met in the treatment of his skin pigment disorder.

2/13/97 fathers Prince Michael Joseph Jackson Jr.

1997 releases remix album Blood On The Dance Floor

5/3/98 fathers Paris Michael Katherine Jackson

September 2001 celebrates 30th anniversary as a solo artist at two concerts to be held in New York, USA, reuniting with siblings to perform their biggest hits.
RIP Michael Joseph Jackson August 29, 1958- June 25, 2009
by eanderson760 June 25, 2009
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