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Jesse

Jesse is bald
by swagmoney6969696 February 14, 2019
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Jesse

a guy who likes to date roblox girls around the age of 9-12 and break up after a month
by pignot July 28, 2020
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Jesse

A fat cunt who plays fort nite with all the eshay’s
Look it’s Jesse he’s playing fort nite like always
by The hentai dealer August 11, 2020
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jess

Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.
"Bro's before hoes.

Thats not a hoe that Jess, she's my everything."
by Om's December 5, 2020
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Jessing

Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!

Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....
by Dysprosium June 25, 2009
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Jesse

An ugly ass fucking noodle head who is also a fuckboi.
See that guy over there with the plugs. Yeah he looks like such a Jesse.
by heyyaleexx July 5, 2016
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Jesse

The best looking guy on earth, loves and cares about his girlfriend.Is trustworthy,loves to kiss and cuddle.
Damn he's a Jesse
by BABES 💋 December 20, 2016
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