Jesse

little (Like no Joke)

Glory- Hey Jesse
Jesse- Yeah
Glory- You're little
Jesse- *Writes a definition of himself

*Jesse plans to show her this definition her

by OfficiallyMemes April 04, 2018

Jesse

a guy who likes to date roblox girls around the age of 9-12 and break up after a month

man you are such a Jesse

by pignot July 28, 2020

Jesse

A fat cunt who plays fort nite with all the eshay’s

Look it’s Jesse he’s playing fort nite like always

by The hentai dealer August 12, 2020

Jesse

A man who spends all of his time playing pubg and ignoring his wife. Known for having thumb cramps and dry eyes from not blinking. But rarely gets chicken dinners.

Oh no! Jovanny is being a Jesse again.

by JoanB July 24, 2018

jess

Jess is literally the most perfect girl in the entire world. She is insanely beautiful and super sweet. She's kinda short and she has a lot of shades of brown in her hair. She looks adorable beanies so make sure you make sure you let her try all of yours. Jess is someone whose name makes you happy every time her name pops up on your phone. She's the kinda girl you wanna FaceTime every night for a minimum of 3 hours. You would literally let her fuck ur life up. Your sleep schedule is not gonna exist anymore. But don't worry you get all the energy you need just seeing her beautiful face every night. Seeing her smile is like one of the 7 wonders of the world it will literally make your heart melt. Jess is the kinda of girl you would anything for you'd meet her parents or sneak her into your basement. When she's around you, you will be three times luckier. Everything is better when you do it with Jess. She's also the kind of girl you wanna give all your clothes too, just cause she wears it better then you ever could.

"Bro's before hoes.

Thats not a hoe that Jess, she's my everything."

by Om's December 06, 2020

Jessing

The act of mooching off your significant other while unemployed.

Dude #1: God damnit, I payed for dinner every day this past week. My girlfriend needs to get a job already!

Dude #2: Dude, she's jessing you.....

by Dysprosium June 26, 2009

Jess

She is happy doing her own thing puts her kids need before her own desires . prefers to be on her own because she knows people dont really have your back she will look at someone and walk away knowing its pain waiting to happen .

P1: did you meet jess ?
P2: shes impossible to becomes friends with!

by ... Zjdbckdnznsjd June 20, 2019