Jehovah's Asian

When a Dirty Little Asian starts believing in god and tries hard not to have impure thoughts about women.

Eugene doesn't talk about Julia the way he use to. He turned Jehovah's Asian.

by Chu Mei November 18, 2017

jehovas witness'

annoying

would you like to convert to our religion. heelll naahh

by teegee August 22, 2003

Jehovah's Witness

It's when a guy blows a load in your ear.

When he was done he did a Jehovah's Witness on me and I'm still having trouble hearing out of the ear.

by TeamLondon March 7, 2010

Jehovah Biscuit

Fool.

John: i'm allergic to wine but i drink it

George: John your such a Jehovah Biscuit

by Pandahype October 22, 2011

jehova witness

Strangers at your door who you really don't want to hear there shit. The kind of people that don't like you knocking on there doors in Halloween.

Fucking jehova witness god they are annoying

by Pennyworth832 December 22, 2016

jewhorse

A word that came out of my mouth when I was drunk one night. Used to enhance road rage.

Used to define utter stupidity and retardation.

Brainless acts of human interaction

You're sitting at a stop sign with a soccer mom in front of you. There is PLENTY of time to TURN/GO STRAIGHT, but she continues to wait at the stop sign for a gap of more than 20 car lengths to pull her minivan out into the road.

"GO you jewhorse!!!"

by Jason lilevo August 29, 2005

Jehovos

What I call the Jehova's Witnesses that used to show up at my door trying to get me to convert religions.

Those Jehovos haven't showed up since I shook that one's hand after I got done whacking it.

by Sheeps January 24, 2005