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Jake

Most the time a fake cowboy that wouldn't know how to ride a horse if his life depended on it
Guy 1: check out that guy over there he's such a Jake
Guy 2: I heard he has a hard time telling the difference from donkey and mule
by Cuntisswapis January 30, 2018
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Jake

Jake is a dudette
by ykjakeisadudette August 20, 2019
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Jake

Jake is a very funny guy . He will get all the ladies with his looks. He will also try eating your mothers Vagina . He likes to shit on the floor and he also drinks his own PISS and he will do anything for his girlfriend. He likes going out and killing birds with a BB gun . Jake eats meth for breakfast,dinner and tea
"Did you hear Jake ate his GF's moms Vagina the other day"
by Ginger jade wishwhwowhwn November 23, 2019
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Jake

Has extremely large penis. Way larger than people named Noah’s penises.
I hate Noah’s. I want a Jake!
by Jake>Noah October 12, 2019
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Jake

A fucking amazing guy who will brighten your whole world. His smile will heal any sadness and his eyes are a beautiful sea of blue. He will treat his friends like family despite being an asshole out of humor, but will ultimately aways be there for them. He is handsome, sweet, kind, caring, lovable, and the most adorable little puppy ever. Break his heart and you will die :) loves to do flips. OG Alphas for life. cop a hoodie. they r clean asf.
im so in love with JAKE he is amazing<3
by xMissAlyssa15x January 29, 2019
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Jake

the thiqqest and shortest boy out there
wow hes thiqqq he must be a JAKE!
Dang, Jake got cake!
by minecraftlover486 November 13, 2019
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Jake

Cause I'm a island boy, and I've been tryin' to may...
Oh I'm a island boy
Ay, I'mma just island boy, I'mma just island boy
I'mma get keep that gun, I be just staring at the sun
Nummies I'll fool gazin', I'm like the pool where I'm stayin'
They like "You wanna be famous?" I'm tryna be outdoor gators
I'm gonna be floater boy and get a real down tropical
I'm a island boy I put my vests on, yeah
Like a wug woman tryna make it to the top
I'm a island boy, I been tryin' to make it
Ay, sittin' with the gang gang slang, you ain't just sayin' no cane
Through the storm, through the rain, 'coz we try a home like a lime
From a the island boy, from the Caribbean
Kay, cool, kay, soul koowah ya'll
I'm a island boy
Pretty sure that Jake is a virgin
by Not Jake 69 November 23, 2021
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