JACOB

Jacob is legit the best person ever like legit- he’s the best person to stalk and follow around he has the worlds best smile and he’s super funny he’s also very smart and can do pretty much anything

Bella- OMG MAYA LOOK ITS JACOB
Maya- ok I’ll get my phone to record

Jacob- why are you recording me??
Maya- BC WE NEED TO STALK YOU

Jacob- Have a nice day BYE!!

by MayaandChristian November 14, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is an amazing guy. He has the softest lips and they taste so sweet when you kiss him. He has red hair and will love you for who you are and will never cheat on you. He may be short but he is perfect in all ways and will always be there for you.

Girl: Have you met Jacob he is soo cute
Me: Yeah Jacob is my boyfriend
Girl: OMG YOUR SO LUCKY
Me:*texts jacob* love you baby ❤

by Ashlyn+Jacob=❤ March 24, 2019

Jacob

Jacob is shy ,clumsy and smart when he want to be and he loves anime and manga and is always a victim he loves music and singing he likes to walk alone he hates people

Katlin: Hey that jacob he so ugly uhg

Jacob: i wonder why everybody hates me

by Jason reaper September 13, 2017

Jacob

A Jacob is typically a small insignificant male who absolutely despises himself, but is also okay with himself. He always feels like shit, but he always acts like he is fine because he doesn't want to burden people with his issues. If he has siblings, he loves them to death and always wants to help them with their problems. He makes terrible, and I mean terrible jokes because he knows they're terrible, and he does it to annoy people. A Jacob is usually a charming individual, who can convince most people to give him what he wants. When a Jacob is depressed, he fabricates a thought that everyone should hate him, and he will go out of his way to make people hate him. He can seem like a terrible friend at times, but when you really need him, he'll always come through.

Person 1: Hey Jacob, how's it going?
Jacob: Fuck you, I want food.

by Gitts November 22, 2017

Jacob

A fat dwarf-midgit who is a tranny with a 5mm penis

That Jacob is so cool

by gyhippo August 22, 2011

Jacob

(This applies to some Jacobs only) Rude, inconsiderate, a backstabber, and has the filthiest mind around. No really, he won't shut up. Ever. He constantly makes fun of you and doesn't like you for who you are. He and his brainwashed drone tend to walk around the school making gross, impolite, or unfunny jokes. If you see a Jacob, make sure he's one of the good ones before you talk to him. This kind I'm describing will usually think that everything he says is hilarious and that everyone loves him. He apparently doesn't know how to apologize, and believes that he's never wrong. Oh yeah, and the bad Jacob likes to spread rumors and start drama. Be careful around Jacobs, some can be really cool people but others...

"Hey did you see that new kid, Jacob?"
"Yeah but I think he's one of the Bad Jacobs."
"Why?"
"Let's see, he makes fun of everyone he meets, he won't quiet himself for one second, and can't stop making filthy jokes."

by YourTrueAdvisor May 28, 2013

Jacob

He digs in his butt.and thinks he's all that but he ain't.so yeah

Me :Jacob.b. Digs in his butt

by That young gurl April 2, 2017