Ripped the Fiddle

A euphemism for something indeterminate, but bad.

"How did your date go last night?"

"I ripped the fiddle."

"Holy fucking shit dude! Better make a break for Mexico while you still have a chance!"

by AlphaAlex November 9, 2011

Kiddy-Fiddling

The act of pedophilia.

"Oh yeah tom was Kiddy-Fiddling the Louis's Kid"
"Fucking hell he's disgusting"

by The Honorable Lord Razikof May 24, 2022

Fiddle Foot

A fiddle foot is someone who doesn't let moss gather! They like to wander, travel, explore. They're restless.

My darling sis is quite a fiddle foot, having moved from Philadelphia, to Houston, to Antwerpen.

by well-fed-kitty January 26, 2017

Rusting Fiddles

When you dip your fingers In peanut butter and rub a girl's vagina like you're playing a fiddle.

I'd give you some nice rusting fiddles

by flalfal March 27, 2019

Fiddling

When you mess around intending to have fun but instead get your ass beat.

Aaron: Dad, Dave is fiddling!
Dad: I’m gonna give him a can of whoop ass

by Beck stewart June 3, 2021

fiddle battle

To rub your penis between her breast

Dude I had a fiddle battle with her tits the other night

by Fiddleboy69 April 27, 2017

Git-fiddle

Another term for the musical instrument guitar. Coined when Jimmy Page played his guitar with a violin bow.

Don't forget your git-fiddle for practice.

by Josh Habberdasher February 14, 2017