by Golove November 6, 2019
Get the Jizz infectionmug. COVID-19 infection coinciding with a patient's first vaccination and developing prior to receiving the second. The symptoms may easily be misinterpreted as side-effects from the vaccine.
He had felt strange since receiving his first dose of the vaccine - aching, fatigued, coughing, short of breath. Three weeks later, after receiving his second dose, he had a fever of 102, was fighting for breath and coughing badly. While it was logical to assume he was having a severe reaction to the vaccine, the stronger probability was that he had contracted an interval infection.
by Monkey's Dad February 28, 2021
Get the interval infectionmug. When your man is about to jizz and it squirts in your eye and two days later you are being seen for pink eye.
I was trying to aim for her face but burped as I was cumming and missed and it went all in her eye and gave her a jerk squirt infection. l
by catfabulous January 18, 2017
Get the jerk squirt infectionmug. The act of looking your mother dead in the face mid panic attack telling her you have a yeast infection after being broken up with
Oh did you hear about that girl
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
Yeah I heard she had to tell the story of holly and the yeast infection last night
by Anneboleynpan1522 September 7, 2020
Get the holly and the yeast infectionmug. Really stinky shit that comes out of a womans vagina that looks like cottage cheese.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
It makes you itch very bad, its embarrassing cause it means you dont take care of your cooch that well or you’re taking medication that made you have one.
Girl 1: “i have a yeast infection!”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
Doctor: “that sucks, heres some cream to shove up your puss, you cant have a bath until the medication succeeds in 3 days. Sucks for you but im a male doctor and i dont have a thing called yeast infection, im gonna make you pay $20 for this cause i need money.”
by Bumdiddler April 24, 2025
Get the Yeast infectionmug. an virus that usually applies to people that play the roblox game 'regretevator', which is a roulette style game, featuring simpable (and extremely sexualized and shipped) npcs.
this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.
stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.
really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.
this is divided by three stages, that are shown through their online persona and roblox avatar. if someone presents these symptoms, please cut contact with them.
stage 1: dressing up as a regretevator character, with light accesories and face fluff.
stage 2: attempting to be cute, usually shown by implementing the words 'silly', using the :3 emoticon, and stating to talk in the lolcat language.
stage 3: everything in their profile is nothing but regretevator, adding lots of accesories and face fluff to their avatar, fluently speaking lolcat. (as well as swapping the word 'cat' with 'car')
severe: becoming a really annoying furry with the same symptoms as stage 3.
really rarely, a person can be a regretevator fan, but does not present symptoms of the virus.
this guy, just by looking at him, he has severe regretevator infection
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)
OH MY GOD SHUT UP (this will be said, lots of times by a sane person.)
by haruk April 11, 2024
Get the regretevator infectionmug. That guy in mcdonalds is using ketchup on his milkshake! I can't believe there are eye infections in Ireland.
by Bean farmer with a family June 16, 2017
Get the eye infectionmug.