indian jones

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

by J.Monae December 15, 2016

Indian (Language)

THIS LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST GO AWAY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INDIA

American: do u speak Indian (Language)?
Indian: do u speak American?

by φφφ June 18, 2019

Indian Creamsicle

When you staple your foreskin closed and jack off so the semen is stuck in your tip.

Nick gave me the fattest Indian creamsicle last night

by ShouldIJackOff_nb April 30, 2019

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020

Indian purse

If you put stuff in your bra its an Indian purse

I put money in my indian purse

by My name is bob3456 July 3, 2016

Indian Scarf

The act of masturbating without touching the penis, rather the balls

I was so horny I performed an Indian Scarf

by TheProGuyDudeBro December 8, 2020

Indian Out

In sandlot games, such as Wiffle ball and kick ball, the defense can hit the runner with a thrown ball, qualifying as an out.

As with most Native American/Indian activities, an Indian out is a violent alternative to an otherwise peaceable sport as it has the potential to sting, bruise, welt, blind, or otherwise injure.

Before the game started, we agreed to allow Indian outs. As a result, Debbie went home crying about the 3rd inning.

Indian outs are fun. Last week, Ken almost cracked Bud's skull open when Bud tried to steal home. Bud got Kenny back in the 5th, however, when he threw the ball as hard as he could from five feet away, hitting Ken right in the nuts for the third out.

by Keguse December 7, 2012