indian jones

When the baby falls asleep and you try to swap your body with a stuffed animal in hopes the baby doesn't realize you've gotten up.

I really have to pee but the baby is asleep. I'm gonna have to Indian Jones it.

by J.Monae December 15, 2016

Indian Creamsicle

When you staple your foreskin closed and jack off so the semen is stuck in your tip.

Nick gave me the fattest Indian creamsicle last night

by ShouldIJackOff_nb April 30, 2019

Indian (Language)

THIS LANGUAGE DOES NOT EXIST GO AWAY YOU KNOW NOTHING ABOUT INDIA

American: do u speak Indian (Language)?
Indian: do u speak American?

by φφφ June 18, 2019

Indian handshake

When you wipe your ass with your hand

I ran out of tp and didn't have socks and had to give myself a Indian handshake.

by Zach quintrell May 4, 2020

Indian purse

If you put stuff in your bra its an Indian purse

I put money in my indian purse

by My name is bob3456 July 3, 2016

Mumbai Indians

The Most successful franchise of IPL with 5 ipl titles hated Mostly by CSK fans coz MI defeated CSK 3 times in IPL final CSK fans call MI fixer but the irony is CSK was banned for 2 years for fixing.

Mumbai Indians is the Australia of IPL

by Vimdhayak ji November 22, 2021

Indian Scarf

The act of masturbating without touching the penis, rather the balls

I was so horny I performed an Indian Scarf

by TheProGuyDudeBro December 8, 2020