When sitting on the couch and not moving becomes your highest priority. Often the result of smoking some dank and sitting down anywhere.
Guy: "Hey dude, we're going on a beer run. You coming?"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
Guy 2: "What? Oh, no man I don't even wanna move. This couch is comfy as fuck."
Guy 3 to Guy 1: "Yeah, he always gets couch locked. I told him not to sit down!"
by JOHNNNNNNNNYY July 11, 2008
When you are in an odd-numbered person situation and everyone else pairs off to do something fun (usually sex) and you're left by yourself on the couch to watch t.v., play video games, eat leftovers, do something not as fun as everyone else. In horror movies, this character is usually the first one to die to demonstrate how the monster works.
"Hey man! How was the party last night?"
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
"Sucked, bro. I was the only single guy there and everyone else was paired off and fucking in the bedrooms by 11. I was the guy on the couch eating cold pizza and watching Matlock reruns by myself."
by Big Danny T January 28, 2014
Ur partner and u are sitting on a couch and he wants to show his affection so he sleeps on ur lap this is couch cuddling.
by Heenafacts November 27, 2013
The act of driving around town looking for couches people have put out for garbage, picking them up spacious vans, and loading them all into a singular persons backyard.
Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
Small enough to move, big enough to be a nuisance for the recipient.
If I had a nickle for every time you couchbombed me I would have like twenty five cents you fecking pricks. I fecking hate couch bombing"
by MC. Kirbstomp July 18, 2010
Refering more to a Casting Couch, mainly used in pornography.
Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.
Also as slang to calling a person a slut, or hoe.
by Theleach August 07, 2014
In the video game "osu!" Couch method is used to describe someone's score as "shit acc" or "mashed" which in short means it requires no skill
by Xsub August 22, 2021
A Crusty couch is a piece of furniture used frequently for masturbation.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
This word is most often refers to a couch but it can also be used for a chair or a recliner.
Xavier: Hey Nathaniel, why don't you make you're self comfortable and have a seat!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
Ali: Oh no! You can't sit there!
Xavier: Why not?
Ali: Dude, don't you know? That's my Crusty Couch!
Xavier: Aw ew dude! That's disgusting!
Nathaniel: I'm gonna kick your ass!
by XXXrolland February 11, 2016