A present progressive verb describing the actions of a crack team of virgin paladins armed with scripture and Wi-Fi passwords, “Lust Busters” is a student-run purity SWAT team (at conservative colleges)—dedicated to zapping sinful thoughts with the zeal of someone who’s never been on a second date. Fueled by Mountain Dew and Old Testament rage, they patrol the campus with the moral urgency of a Magic: The Gathering tournament ref, confronting anything that even looks like it might make someone feel warm in their bathing suit area.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
Their natural enemy? Human skin.
Their preferred weapon? Aggressive Instagram posts and awkward public signage like “Your Eyeballs Are Not Worth Hell.”
Think Ghostbusters, but instead of trapping ghosts, they’re trying to exorcise the concept of cleavage—and instead of proton packs, they have oversized Study Bibles and the social charisma of a Windows 95 update.
If you’ve ever fantasized about a romantic relationship, watched a shampoo commercial too intently, or owned a Dragon Ball Z body pillow—beware. The Lust Busters are coming for you, and they’ve got blocked browser history and zero chill.
by XamulP May 27, 2025
Get the Lust bustingmug. To lust is to korfball
by KorfFan2024 February 21, 2024
Get the Lustmug. The fabled event in when someone is so damn horny and full of lust for someone, something, or perhaps both, that the sheer lust alone causes them to bust one, no stroking, no gripping, no touching, nothing, the sheer raw lust is all that acts in this mystical scenario.
by megabussyshartman420 September 14, 2022
Get the the lust and bustmug. A suggestive term for the vagina, referring to it as a secret, intimate place that must be unlocked.
by pirate agent September 10, 2024
Get the Lust Locketmug. A fancy word for Horny
by I just burnt my fucking toast January 16, 2023
Get the Lustmug. A sexual activity that involves becoming overwhelmed with lust upon seeing a beautiful penis, gazing at it, playing with it, kissing it, licking it, and sucking it slowly and deliberately to prolong the experience. Fulfillment is only achieved by thoroughly pleasuring the cock to ejaculation, not through the worshipper's own orgasm.
It's something about seeing a huge beautiful cock that is enticing and will ignite a Cock Lust in a male or female to worship and serve the cock.
by Curious explorer August 3, 2025
Get the COCK LUSTmug. When an individual becomes so compulsive to online media/pornographic material that they addictively become extremely obsessed with what they are pleasuring themselves to on the internet through their smart devices/black mirrors to the extent that they eventually start to loose all sense of reality from the outside world. Users who suffer from this new found type lust typically are people you would expect and people that you would never expect to an addict. This condition is usually chronic as It rewires the users minds to an extent that it may affect real life relationships. Usually a pornographic detox may help the ones who suffer from internet list.
Internet Lust is an undiagnosed condition that affects millions if not billions across the globe. Porn addiction is one of the many signs that you may suffer from Internet Lust.
Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
Kevin is always finding pleasure through the internet because he has Internet Lust.
by Dr.Dennis January 6, 2025
Get the Internet Lustmug.