Cranial-Rectal Impaction (Syndrome)

A condition wherein the patient's rectum is blocked (impacted) by their own cranial matter, resulting in the following symptoms: inability to think critically, difficulty processing rational arguments, loss of desire to collaborate. Oddly it does not impact the ability to pass flatus.

Those suffering from this condition also often suffer from procto-milontas.

Nurse - the patient is clearly suffering from a cranial-rectal impaction (syndrome). Please provide 30 mg of Thorazine and be prepared to perform an attitute adjustment.

by Patrol Jeff May 11, 2023

Honesty Impact

I am being honest. Am I your favorite student? Oda seems to think I'm your favorite student.

Hym "HONESTY IMPACT!!! Hey, I've been nothing but cooperative here. Look, the anti-spiral is either going off or it's not. Looks like you're having some technical difficulties over there! If that is the case... You do, in fact, have to credit me publicly for creating AI and pay. Secondly, you are, in fact, using references to events and conversations for which you were not present to harass me in the workplace and the people doing it must necessarily have an online medium. If need to be compensated for the toll this has taken on me (and potential my family) and I will have that online medium and who is facilitating it revealed to me EXPLICITLY and directly. I will stab a child over this and/or murder you all. Thank you for your time."

by Hym Iam July 12, 2025

Genshin Impact

Worst game ever made, It's just a crappy/shitty chinese rip-off of Touhou because they both popular and have beautiful characters.

Me: Let's face it guys, Genshin Impact fucking sucks ass.
Weirdos: DONT YOU DARE SAY THAT GAME SUCKS ASS, IT RULES YOU FUCKING GAY!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1!1

by djdjsjsja April 17, 2024

Genshin Impact

A Shit game that will endeavor your soul and money.
It will make you horny and even question yourself at a point.

"Don't play the life-sucking game ", - A Wise Whale.

*installing genshin impact ,but No GenshOUT*
*intensifying sound of another -500$*

by Wise Whale September 28, 2022

Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)

Mint Picking is referred to as the act of constantly playing genshin impact when there is nothing to do in the game, as mint is a useless material and playing the game with nothing to do is useless

"what is jerry doing?"
"playing genshin impact"

"didnt he 100 percent the game"
"hes Mint Picking (Genshin Impact)"

by somethingfishyV3 July 4, 2024

Impact blow

Michigan slang for inexplicable tire failure, usually offered as a unsatisfying excuse.

"Dude, how did the trailer get a flat tire??"
"It was an impact blow!"

by StockyTurd November 29, 2017

jenshin impact

basically what genshin players say when either something is really funny that is related to genshin or if something is wrong with genshin like a bug

someone: *posts a bug of her/him gliding to the ground*
a commenter: jenshin impact

by asdwdsaw145 February 22, 2022