Illegal Penpal

The act of sticking both your pointer fingers in your partners vagina and butthole touching the wall inbetween

Me: My girl let me hit the illegal penpal last night
Friend: Dude that’s fucking gross

by Jim H. Piffony January 22, 2024

Illegal

Something that's not allowed!

It's illegal to write on these walls!

by Lameguy July 28, 2018

Illegal as shit

When you don’t pay jack fuck to the IRS for 2 decades. (Said by high boi in his “zootopia in a nutshell” video.)

High boi: “Judy does some quick mafs starting the tax calculation from when he started hustling when he was 12, and finds out just how illegal it is, being *ILLEGAL AS SHIT* and recorded him saying it for good measure.”

by The ceo of shit Cold War guns June 13, 2021

illegals

somebody that isn’t from the U.S. (usually used a derogatory term against hispanics but hispanics may it to other hispanics for humor purposes)

Paola: “mira vos look at those illegals over there”
Sandra: “Paula you’re an illegal too”

by Plumpcatmeat May 2, 2021

Possession of illegal firearms

When you get caught having illegal firearms
Usually to prevent yourself from getting fucked

1: what did John do to get arrested?
2: possession of illegal firearms
1: ok

by Gdisvvc April 2, 2023

That's Illegible

Now, that's Illegal!

I am not to understand how, but That's Illegible, until you find an eraser, I'm not reading this.

by Infinite_Asia March 6, 2023

illegally operate

(on sth/sone, transitive verb) To lose all interest in what is happening or what someone says, causing one to switch off and shut down emotionally.

Derives from the days of Windows 95 when a program, running into an error, would display a dialog box saying "This program has performed an illegal operation and will be shut down."

"I illegally operated on that idiot ages ago."

by Dragonero March 10, 2010